Written by shea lo

Monday, 27 December 2010

image for Indian dating site matches Man with 2 Penises & Woman with 4 Vaginas who promise to marry quickly and have lots of babies

Where would the world be without those dating sites that promise perfect matches? Just ask Hari Twolingas who so far has led a lonely life because of his unique affliction - he was born with 2 penises.

"People in my village worshiped me as a god", said Hari, "but all I ever wanted was a good woman who could accommodate me. Unfortunately whenever I unfurled my dhoti they took one look at my two-headed monster and fled for the hills. Sadly leaving me to resort to my usual two-fisted double-header"

Desperate for love Hari says he prayed to gods of all shapes and sizes. Somebody must have been listening because he happened to come across a uniquely Indian dating site offering a 210% guarantee on astrologically favorable most unusual sexual conjoinings.

He signed on and in no time found his soul-mate - 20 year-old Kumari Charyoni, a virgin [aptly named for her own unique attributes]. Hari said:

"On most sites you send your head shot but we sent each other photos of our parts and fell in love as we were perfectly suited".

A 12-fingered temple priest is to perform the televised wedding ceremony; later web-toed scientists from the Indian Institute of Copulation will observe the nuptial coupling.

India's Minister for Exploding Population and Other Sexual Incongruities, Sooresh Shitty told reporters:

"India is proud to showcase our copulation skills and techniques. This lucky couple will now qualify for a govt-subsidized 50 sq. ft. slum. Jai Ho"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: India, dating

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