Katie Price not sending Frankie Boyle a Christmas card

Funny story written by Proffitt

Friday, 17 December 2010

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Even Hague laughed at the joke

Frankie Boyle (star of comedy and son of Susan Boyle) has been sensationally struck off Katie Price's Christmas card list.

In a public demonstration against Boyle's joke on his latest TV show she took a permanent marker and crossed his name out on her long list of friends. Price said: 'Frank will no longer be welcome at my house and if he shows up Harvey will bust his ass.'

On hearing the news of his striking off Boyle, (noted for his 'over the line humour') replied: 'Price has never sent me a f*****g Christmas card anyway so it's not like I will be crying at my letter box pining for what might have been!'

Many people have been complaining to Channel 4 TV regarding the Boyle joke about Price and her son Harvey. The bulk of the complaints seem be highlighting the fact the broadcaster isn't repeating the joke and many feel they have missed out.

One complainer said: 'There has been constant media reference to the joke but nobody wants to repeat it. I feel that should I be knocked over by a bus next week my life would be incomplete not knowing what Boyle said about the talentless media hunter Price.'

But what about poor Harvey some are saying? A spokesperson for Channel 4 said 'Harvey will be fine; he's not old enough to watch Tramedol Nights so he won't have heard a thing.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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