Illuminati and the Bilderbergs Team up to Create Network Marketing Program

Funny story written by Dax L'Amour

Saturday, 11 December 2010

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Undisclosed location, Earth - The quarterly joint meeting between the Illuminati and The Bilderberg Group turned out to interesting (this time) to the masses of "lower-class citizens".

It seems the Illuminati and Bilderbergs have gone completely out of character and made a decision to "include those people" in a new venture that will make the average person extremely wealthy.

The new program, set up as a Network Marketing Program shall be called "Bildernati Billionaire Wealth System".

It is designed to recruit "poorer" people who are suffering from the effects of the recession, who in turn recruit other poor members, who do the same, ad infinitum via Network Marketing.

"The World shall see a new surge in the movement of money" said one attendee, "and with all the bankrupt governments out there who need their citizens to contribute more to the coffers, this one thing just might be what the World Economy has looked for to get back on track".

The Program is due to be released to the masses of "sheeple", on January 3rd of 2011.

Heading up the launch of the program will be a conglomerate of Internet Gurus, widely known as the most intelligent beings on the planet, who will be in charge of all the pre-marketing promotions.

"Although not the real intention of the Group" said one un-named member of the Illuminati," it undoubtedly will increase our visibility. We need more positive branding, and this just might do the trick".

When asked by our reporter whether this whole thing is a scam to get the names and addresses of all the "undesirables" to ease the process for future de-population, a Bilderberg representative said:

"Are you kidding? No, we can get that anywhere. This is a REAL project that promises REAL wealth building results. Just because the Internet Gurus are involved doesn't mean that the project is going to be detrimental to all the sheeple out there, or a scam."

It is suspected that the program will bring in trillions of dollars in income for the joint venture, as well as make them more visible to the public.

"We've been in the closet way too long" adds one I-B member, "now is a good time to spring some strategies on the world, and not just keep all our great ideas behind closed doors".

The WorldWide Network Maketering Association have yet to comment, support tickets submitted still being processed.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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