Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

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Ines Sainz of Mexico wears her jeans tighter than any woman in the Western Hemisphere. (Photo courtesy of Charlie Sheen).

LOS ANGELES - According to a highly placed inside source within the Los Angeles Lakes organization the infamous sports reporter from Mexico, Ines Sainz was recently observed in the Lakers dressing room interviewing one of the players.

What made this particular incident interesting was the fact that the player was totally naked and Sainz was show wearing an extremely skimpy tank top and a pair of Daisy Duke short shorts that not only showed her camel toe but the outline of her her G-spot as well.

The player who did not want to be identified stated that he really did not realize that he was completely nude until he caught la señorita Sainz focusing on his groin region.

It was at that point that the unnamed player glanced down and realized that he was in fact not wearing anything below the waist as well as above the waist.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I called Larry King to ask him about this basketball incident, but as of press time, he had not returned my call.]

A fellow Laker player with the initials K.B. noted that Miss Sainz had a great big smile on her face that probably could not have been scrubbed off with a handful of Brillo pads.

Tyrone Flotrell Arrowpoint, 86, the head custodian for the Staples Center, where the Lakers play disclosed that he knows the truth between the Ines Sainz - Los Angeles Lakers rumors.

T.F. disclosed that this is the third time within the past four weeks that Miss Sainz has interviewed a Lakers player who was talking to her without wearing a single stitch of clothing.

Sainz has already been banned from several sports venues including the locker rooms of the NFL New York Jets, the Green Bay Packers, and the Philadelphia Eagles as well as NBA teams, the Boston Celtics, the Minnesota Timberwolves, and the San Antonio Spurs.

The sports lady from Mexico who wears her jeans tighter than any woman in the Western Hemisphere has also been banned from attending over 400 high school games from Walla Walla, Washington, to Hackensack, New Jersey.

Sainz says that she cannot help it if she just happens to have one fantastically amazing looking ass that puts a lot of other great gorgeous looking female asses to shame.

When asked if maybe she should consider wearing her jeans a wee bit less tighter than she does, Ines winked and replied, "Hell no! I luff wearing my sheans so tight dat I hab to put dem on jewsing a chew horn and haff a jar of vaseline.

SIDENOTE: Piers Morgan who will be taking Larry King's CNN time slot of 9 p.m. Eastern, 8 p.m. Central starting in January, has disclosed that he is still trying to convince Osama Bin Laden to appear as his first guest on his very first show.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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