The US need not fear about any new secrets reaching the leaders of Russia that are in the WikiLeaks now being released. Apparently they have known most of them for some time now, by the sheer number of nude photographs of different CIA members in bed with expelled red-headed spy, Anna Chapman.
After being brought in for questioning about what they had told the sexy spy, most stated that they had only told her minor things and some stated that they had made up false information to pass along.
Trouble is, here comes some written scripts from the WikiLeaks, and they have a completely different list of things that they told her...things that the CIA know were true when they told Chapman.
So there are now several former agents that have been sent overseas with a mission to capture suicide bombers on their way to blow up some place in Terroristan.
Today, President Obama mentioned a total of 16 brave souls that are now doing an underground mission in that horrible place.
"We fear we may never hear from these brave men who have put their bodies on the line for the USA."
Then he went over to Joe Biden, "They sure put their bodies on the line with Ms. Chapman. Also on the couch, the kitchen table, in the swimming pool and how in the world did that one guy get into that position in #37? I gotta see that again."
"I've made you a couple.....a copy of each, Sir."
