Lab Test Results Indicate Hot Dogs Contain Lips, No Assholes

Funny story: Lab Test Results Indicate Hot Dogs Contain Lips, No Assholes

A team of research scientists from Kentucky State University have concluded a year-long study of the average American hot dog to determine once and for all if they are, in fact, made from lips and assholes. The results indicate that hot dogs do indee...

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Santa Claus to hire unemployed Easter bunnies

Funny story: Santa Claus to hire unemployed Easter bunnies

The North Pole - Santa, in an effort to curb the growth in the unemployment rolls, has hired several unemployed Easter bunnies laid off during recent cutbacks. "They were easy to train because they are use to delivering things. I tried to train...

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West Ham's Christmas Present

Funny story: West Ham's Christmas Present

'Do you realise that this is our first victory away from home in the league for 16 months?' Penny Smythe exclaimed to her boy friend, Leyton Orient Junior prospect, Terry Smith. 'That was our first match last season when we beat Wolves. I believe we were top of the table for a few hours. A long time ago.' 'But 3-1 away to Fulham. Fulham must be absolutely terrible.' 'They are. At this ra...

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Santa Claus Gives Crystal Harris Husband Hugh Hefner for Christmas

Funny story: Santa Claus Gives Crystal Harris Husband Hugh Hefner for Christmas

Paging Howard K. Stern, Paging Howard K. Stern, Paging Howard K. Stern, Grotto, Stat! In a remake of the Anna Nicole Smith story directed by Frank Capra, also the director of "You Can't Take it With You", Santa Claus has given Playboy Playmate Crysta...

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Susan Boyle Announces She Is Pregnant

Scottish spinster Susan Boyle has revealed to a UK Magazine she is three months pregnant. The shocking news comes just days after Boyle announced she was not interested in settling down just yet. "I have never been happier. I may have just bee...

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New Improved Chocolate

Funny story: New Improved Chocolate

After important discoveries concerning the genetic code of the Cacao tree, unravelling its DNA, a new healthier and tastier version of the chocolate bar is on the way. Trials conducted by Mexican authority Dr Pedro Pollymacho, reported in the 'Jou...

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Hollywood Almost Remakes Itself Too Seriously: The 10 Best Not Made (or Permanently Shelved) No Way/No How Cinematic Do-Overs of 2010

Funny story: Hollywood Almost Remakes Itself Too Seriously: The 10 Best Not Made (or Permanently Shelved) No Way/No How Cinematic Do-Overs of 2010

HOLLYWOOD - In a somewhat bold attempt to break from what has become something of an all too typical would-be-not-so-critical, traditional end of the year, grab bag-like, catch basin affair of sorts, L.A. based journalist, Patterson Dorsey, has apparently seen fit to carry out the rather misguided chore of offering up a sort of wag of the dog (gently) salute to those would-be treasured cinematic g...

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In USA, it was Henry David Thoreau, the author of Walden, who believed in 'civil disobedience' to repugnant laws. On the other hand, 1400 years ago, in Middle East, a civilized nation fell victim to some ferocious barbarians. The nation lost her independence and identity, but, hopelessly, resorted to civil disobedience to regain her sovereignty. In their struggle up to now, a great majority of the...

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The 10 Most Unpopular Adult Drinks Of 2010

Funny story: The 10 Most Unpopular Adult Drinks Of 2010

Adult Beverage Magazine has just released their annual list of The 10 Most Unpopular Adult Drinks of The Year. Magazine editor Ballantine Brouhahaburger, 87, stated that this year Adult Beverage Magazine received survey forms from 13,832 readers from 49 states, with a total of 791 alcoholic drinks that they deemed to be the most unpopular. Brouhahaburger said that he and two of his assistant...

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It Certainly Appears That New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Has Really Focused On The "Foot" Part Of The Word Football

Funny story: It Certainly Appears That New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Has Really Focused On The "Foot" Part Of The Word Football

MANHATTAN - Rex Ryan the head football coach of the NFL New York Jets was spotted in Macy's Department Store. He was asked by a reporter for The Right Coast Illustrated Revue, Gingerbread Matchaletti why he was in the store. The Jets coach replie...

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Scarlett Johansson Denies That Her Husband Is Divorcing Her Because Of Sandra Bullock

Funny story: Scarlett Johansson Denies That Her Husband Is Divorcing Her Because Of Sandra Bullock

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Actress and singer Scarlett Johansson has stated that the worst Christmas present she has ever received is her husband Ryan Reynolds presenting her with divorce papers on December 23, 2010. The blonde sex symbol said that she was...

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Rowling's Boy Child... the inside story.

Funny story: Rowling's Boy Child... the inside story.

Scotland Edinburgh; In what at the time was the best kept secret next to the true origins of 'her' Harry Potter story, J.K.Rowling's giving birth to a baby boy was almost relegated to a non-event by the British media for reasons that continue to baff...

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Ground-Breaking Lawsuit Throws light on Arab-Israeli Conflict.

Funny story: Ground-Breaking Lawsuit Throws light on Arab-Israeli Conflict.

Jerusalem: The case has just ended between Mustaffa Nada and his wife of fifteen years Ruth. It is the first case of its kind ever in Israel, or anywhere else for that matter. Plaintiff had brought a criminal case of bodily and emotional harm against...

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