57 Year Old Man Castrated With Butter Knife by Angry, Enraged, Frustrated or Jealous???? Father.

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

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This is way sharper than a butter knife

A 57 year old man was forcibly castrated, fully conscious, with an ordinary butter knife in Germany.

A father with a daughter 17 years old, started dating a 57 year old man in her town. When her father caught wind of the torrid affair he went to the police to stop it immediately. He was told by police there was nothing they could do. Age of consent is 16 there so technically his daughter could do as she pleased.

The father was so inscensed by the situation he enlisted the help of two of his co-workers to assault the 57 year old man. The man was held down, then the father castrated him with a butter knife from the mans kitchen drawer. For added good luck he took his testicles with him when he left. They left the man to bleed to death.

The man managed to call for help. He was barely saved by paramedics because of severe blood loss.

Police arrested the assailant who readily admitted to the crime saying, "It was my duty as a father". He would not divulge the identities of his helpers.

Think about it, a 17 year old female that goes after 57 year old men, what could cause that attraction??

Was this the action of a protective Dad??? Or, was it the action of a jealous boyfriend???

The 57 year old man never got his testicles back and is considering being the oldest member of, The Vienna Boys Choir.

This shit happened, no shit.

For Testicle Resolution Here

From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:
"He would have been half-hanged, taken down alive, castrated, his genitals stuffed in his mouth, his stomach slit open, and his intestines taken out and burnt, and his carcase chopped into four quarters."
John Broadbent

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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