Bow Tie Wearing Men 10 Times More Likely To Be Labeled Douchebags

Funny story written by Guy Bellefonte

Thursday, 2 December 2010

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Yep, he's a douchebag

A revealing study today learned that pompous pricks that insist on wearing bow ties are at a 10 times greater risk of being labeled a douchebag.

More than 250 people were asked their opinions about men wearing bow ties and the overwhelming response was douchebag. A distant second was prick.

"When I see some hand job wearing a bow tie, I feel like smacking the douchebag in the back of the head," said longshoreman Mickey Long. "It's like you're trying to say, I'm smarter than everyone else, but it just gives people the douche chills."

Critics suggest that the study was a huge waste of government funds as the majority of the public had already confirmed the findings, long before the study was done.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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