Tiger Woods Seen At Party With Kate Gosselin!

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Friday, 3 December 2010

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Tiger Back On The Ball?

Tiger Woods was his old self on the golf course yesterday and maybe it's because he is once more anchored, really anchored to reality.

What happened?

Several people have reported that Tiger is being seen around Florida lately with actress Kate Gosselin. No one seems to know if it's a friendship or something else as Tiger is pretty well keeping a low profile.

Woods was very disturbed lately to find that his ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, was dating again and wanted more children. Tiger couldn't handle the fact that his kids were going to have another man help raise them.

So maybe he's enjoying being around eight kids for a change? Maybe he's attracted to the kids more than Kate but this isn't the same Kate that was on the 'Jon & Kate Plus Eight'. She's had a major overhaul and is back on television and showing up at Award Shows showing off her new stuff.

It was about a year ago that Tiger had his wrecked car that led to his wrecked marriage and nearly wrecked golf career as he is yet to win a tournament since then.

But not yesterday. By the end of the day, he was on his familiar spot at number one. Is he also number one with Kate and the eight?

This is Fair Hopkins for The West Coast Post.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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