Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 10 December 2010

image for Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Pay A Visit To Demi Lovato At The Rehab Clinic
The cafeteria at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. (NOTE: Demi Lovato is seated on the right next to the column).

LOS ANGELES - Security at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic had to be doubled as one of the patients noted singer Demi Lovato was visited by three of her closest and dearest friends Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift.

The three singers drove up in Taylor's $1.2 million touring bus and were greeted by Lamentosa Prancermeister, director of the 24-hour clinic.

Ms. Prancermeister had to hire three extra security guards to help the clinics three guards keep the crowd estimated to be around 214 from accidentally knocking down the three young singers.

Many of the clinic patients, who were in walkers, on crutches, and riding segway human transporters rushed the trio asking for their autographs, CD's, and in the case of the resident dirty old man Abercrombie "The Tongue" Frockenfurst, asking for Selena and Taylor to sign his pecker.

Justin and Selena laughed out loud when Frockenfurst asked Taylor to please be careful when she dotted her "i." Swift told him not to worry because she was afraid that he was just going to have to settle for a signed CD like all of the other patients.

When Bieber, Gomez, and Swift got to Demi's room they found her sitting on the bed watching an episode of the reality show The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

Demi got up as soon as she saw them. They all had a group hug and suddenly broke out into several verses of the Beatles song "All You Need Is Love."

Lovato said that two days ago she had co-written a song with her grandmother about the TSA entitled, "If You Pat Down My Biscuit I Swear That I'll Scream Like An Old-Time Crazed Banshee Who Just Got Her Tits Caught In The Ringer."

Justin laughed and said that it would be a great song for old Dolly Parton to record.

SIDENOTE: Before they left the clinic, Bieber, Gomez, and Swift promised Demi that as soon as she is released that they will all take her out to lunch to The La Brea Tar Pits Diner where they serve the best sweet and sour lemon enchiladas in Los Angeles.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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