Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 16 December 2010

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Broadcasting Brain Death

Howard Stern, Robin Quivers and Fred Norris all announced they would be on the air for another 5 year contract, this week. This group, is the core of the Howard Stern Show that is broadcast 4 days a week, 4 hours a day, over Sirius Satellite radio. Stern has never disclosed the terms of any of his contracts but speculation puts his salary in the 100's of millions of dollars

Howard Stern has made many enemies over the years with his outrageous, over the top antics. Every conservative group in the USA hate him with extreme prejudice. He's the bulls eye on their target list. He's hated by the FCC as well,(the American Censors) they have fined him often for years, when was on terrestrial radio.

The religious hate him, the conservatives hate him, the tea baggers hate him, the government hates him, his fans hate him.

Judy Granger, an avid Stern opponent is in fear for her children. Judy announced at a fund raiser, "Howard Stern is what I scrape off the bottom of my shoe, he's a blight on America, he's a stain on Americans. My children will be in college when his contract expires, I'm devastated".

Yes indeed, the Women's groups are concerned as to what kind of long term effect Stern has on their children. They are concerned about women having orgasms over the air. They are outraged over The Worlds Biggest Whore Contest. These people think, The Howard Stern Show is detrimental to their children way of thinking.

Some people believe Howard Stern is the devil himself, back to bring on the apocalypse. "He's evil to his core, his sole is as black as coal, one church goer volunteered. "he's corrupting our youth".

One group leader was over heard saying that Howard Stern is the gunk at the top of the pond you avoid swimming through.

From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:

"I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated".

Howard Stern

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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