Written by Buck E Filbert

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

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Lindsay's vagina wants her hands bound.

Lindsay Lohan's vagina came out publicly with a statement about how it felt about all the controversy swirling around Lindsay lately.

Most young ladies use their vaginas on a limited basis. They give it out a little bit at a time fearing the repercussions of having a bad reputation in their social group.

Generally speaking girls vaginas have it pretty easy, they don't have too much work to do and live a rather nice lifestyle.

Lindsay's vagina has come out publicly to thank the California court system for giving it a much needed break.

In it's statement her vagina said, "I've been abused beyond any normal standard and repeatedly brought to the brink of exhaustion. All I can do is thank the courts for making her cool her heels."

The Society for the Abused Vagina, is a group that stands up for the rights of vaginas that are taken for granted or over used beyond reason.

The Society has taken up the cause behind Lindsay's vagina and will do anything possible to stop the abuse it can. They will be partitioning the courts to lock Lindsay up for her own sake. She won't be able to abuse herself if they have their way.

From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:
"It's really time for us to grow up and discover our vaginas."

Loretta Swit

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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