There were 1,367 spoof news stories published in December 2010. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Nude Jamie Lee Curtis Shots Show Her Boobs Are Still In Good Shape
The hot news from Hollywoodland, according to unmanned sources (?) appears to be that Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts are more or less as firm and malleable as they were when she first exposed them, in the Eddie Murphy comedy vehicle, Trading Places with...
Read full storyJulia Bradbury Nipple Slip Infuriates Spoof Writer As Fact Overtakes Fiction
Top BBC totty Julia Bradbury flashed a nipple at an awards ceremony last night, infuriating a writer on satirical news web site TheSpoof in the process. The Countryfile presenter was wearing a slinky, backless black number to the Night Of Heroes A...
Read full storyAre Nina Dobrev & Ian Somerhalder Planning A Wedding?
With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart hogging up all the Vampire pairings there are still other vamps on the loose that make a very interesting couple. Only rumored to be dating at first, many of their fans were blown away when a source told s...
Read full storyMatt Cardle Not Gay! Shock Christmas Announcement!
This year's X-Factor winner, Matt Cardle, has shocked the music industry by announcing in his new book that he is not at all gay, and that he likes doing press-ups with ladies, as opposed to pumping iron. Essex lad and former painter and decorator...
Read full storyMegan Fox's Vagina Deemed Prettiest in World
The votes have been tallied and the judging is done. For the 4th year consecutively, Megan Fox has taken, no, eclipsed the competition by taking first place in the most desirable vagina in the world contest. This years field included, Paris Hilton...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Eating Potato Skins For Bigger Boobs!
Hoping that Dolly Parton knows what she is talking about, singer Taylor Swift has gone on a Potato Skin Diet to try to enlarge her boobs the natural way. "Dolly told me she grew up on loving potato skins where most of her siblings wanted the cente...
Read full storyThe Truth Behind The Ines Sainz - Los Angeles Lakers Rumors
LOS ANGELES - According to a highly placed inside source within the Los Angeles Lakes organization the infamous sports reporter from Mexico, Ines Sainz was recently observed in the Lakers dressing room interviewing one of the players. What made th...
Read full storyKristen Stewart Furious At Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar
A controversial Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar created by an Argentine artist duo has fired the ire of Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart, writes Val Cano, Prepostorous Recycling For Cash Correspondent. Kristen's ire was fired in England, where she ha...
Read full storyLeslie Nielsen has Last Laugh from the Grave
[Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.] Leslie Nielsen, the comic actor best known for his roles in Airplane! and The Naked Gun, who passed away last week, saved his funniest jokes for friends and mourners at his funeral today. Halfway through the funeral service,...
Read full story57 Year Old Man Castrated With Butter Knife by Angry, Enraged, Frustrated or Jealous???? Father.
A 57 year old man was forcibly castrated, fully conscious, with an ordinary butter knife in Germany. A father with a daughter 17 years old, started dating a 57 year old man in her town. When her father caught wind of the torrid affair he went to t...
Read full storyTwitter Birdies Convene in Vegas for Business and Funny Business
Las Vegas, Nevada -- At their annual convention, Twitter birdies (you know, the ones who transport and deliver the tweets) voted to demand higher pay, but they also indicated that they'd be willing to see the tweet limit expanded to 150 characters f...
Read full storyWikiLeaks: Angelina Jolie Worked For CIA
Although not near as startling as the fact that Julia Child was a spy during World War II, the report in WikiLeaks CIA file shows that actress Angelina Jolie was working for them for 4-5 years before dropping out two years ago. "She was doing a gr...
Read full storyIndian dating site matches Man with 2 Penises & Woman with 4 Vaginas who promise to marry quickly and have lots of babies
Where would the world be without those dating sites that promise perfect matches? Just ask Hari Twolingas who so far has led a lonely life because of his unique affliction - he was born with 2 penises. "People in my village worshiped me as a god"...
Read full storyBreakfast Cleavage News Magazine Names Louise Minchin Its "2010 News Reader With The Sexiest Voice"
LONDON - Louise Minchin is regarded as one of the most respected journalists in Great Britain. The 42-year-old is a noted news reader and news presenter who appears on BBC News At One and BBC Breakfast. Minchin was born in Hong Kong where her...
Read full storyLab Test Results Indicate Hot Dogs Contain Lips, No Assholes
A team of research scientists from Kentucky State University have concluded a year-long study of the average American hot dog to determine once and for all if they are, in fact, made from lips and assholes. The results indicate that hot dogs do indee...
Read full storySelena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga Will All Sing On Demi Lovato's New Album, "My Favorite All-Time Rehab Songs"
HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato's publicist Buckholz Toolficker has informed the entertainment media that Miss Lovato is doing great with her rehab therapy sessions at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. Toolficker stated that Demi has already been acc...
Read full storyJustin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Pay A Visit To Demi Lovato At The Rehab Clinic
LOS ANGELES - Security at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic had to be doubled as one of the patients noted singer Demi Lovato was visited by three of her closest and dearest friends Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift. The three sing...
Read full storyEbenezer Scrooge to Change his Name
What he wants for Christmas is a name change. Mr. Scrooge held a press conference in NYC's Times Square and told reporters that he soon planned to file papers to legally change his name. "How would you like to go through life with a na...
Read full storyPork Futures Skyrocket on Revlon-Cargill Merger
U.S. commodities markets were shocked over the news this afternoon about the pending merger between livestock producing giant, Cargill, with makeup powerhouse, Revlon. In perhaps the most unlikely of partnerships, pork futures rose sharply in heavy...
Read full storyWikileaks Documents Verify That Ron Jeremy Has The Biggest Penis In The USA
CHICAGO - A spokesperson for Wikileaks has informed the main stream media, the Left Coast paparazzi, the Right Coast news hounds, Clay Aiken, Adam Lambert, and Richard Simmons that porn star Ron Jeremy has the largest taco tickler in the entire count...
Read full storyNew Johnny Cash Song Discovered About John Wayne - "A Boy Named Marion"
Johnny Cash historians have discovered a previously unknown Cash ballad amongst his files that might be his next posthumous hit. It appears to be a rewrite of his big '60's hit "A Boy Named Sue" that is a tribute to movie star John Wayne. Wayne's name at birth was actually Marion, normally a woman's name, which supposed caused him grief with his classmates in school. Cash seemingly saw the similar...
Read full storyWikiLeaks bombshell: Bill Clinton ordered nuking of NATO UFO bunker
Stonehenge - (Ballistic Mess): The secret Presidential executive order during the Lewinsky impeachment trial was successfully intercepted by UK intelligence. GCHQ monitors moved quickly to order the deployment of a anti-nuke shield downloaded from...
Read full storyVan der Sloot Tweets Fans from Peru Jail Cell: "I guess I won't be home for Christmas!"
Tweeting from his plush Peruvian jail cell, accused killer Joran van der Sloot, incarcerated over the beating death of a local young girl, laments the fact that he won't be able to celebrate the holidays with his myriad fans from his social networkin...
Read full storyX-Factor Saturday - Was Rihanna Wearing Knickers?
Speculation has been mounting over Saturday's X-Factor, following Rihanna's duet with 'painter and decorator' Matt Cardle, as to whether or not the R&B megastar was wearing any knickers. Wearing a slinky dress, slit to the tonsils up one side,...
Read full storyNude Naked Nude Celebrity Tits Arses And Vaginas The Key To Satirical Success.
The Union Of Satirists And Piss Takers has exclusively revealed to Skoob Entertainment News that the key to success in satirical scribbling lies in submitting stories to satirical websites containing certain keywords, such as nude, naked, nude, tits, arse, vagina, penis, nude, nude, nude and nude. (Difficult to read that line aloud if you have a lisp or you whistle slightly when you enunciate t...
Read full storyZanessa break up publicity stunt
Yesterday disturbing news about Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens broke out and distressed millions of dedicated fans! After some speculation and some false confirmations it appears that the two are still very much together and in love. 'The whole sh...
Read full storyGamu Nhengu set for shock return to X-Factor final
Zimbabwean ex-X-Factor contestant is set for a remarkable shock return to the hit TV talent show, X-Factor. Gamu, who was kicked off the show in October after it was revealed there was a pending deportation order for her, has been successful in re...
Read full storyThe Shocking Truth Behind The Reason Julia Roberts Is Acting Like Kate "Graceless" Gosselin
LA HABRA, California - Julia Roberts, who starred in the film Pretty Woman back when she was pretty has shown a new, different side of her that no one likes, not even Ellen DeGeneres who loves everyone. The trout snouted, 43-year-old actress was s...
Read full storySuper Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole
A High Court judge has lifted a so-called "super injunction" obtained by the Chelsea footballer Didier Drogba and the media have been given the all clear to publish the sensational details. Cheryl Cole's ex husband Ashley Cole is said to be fuming...
Read full storyRevealed: Joran van der Sloot's Christmas Wish List & Shocking Jail House Sex Tape!
Tis the season to be jolly, and based on the shocking sex tape just released of van der Sloot's romps with a bevy of married female Peruvian guards, minders, and human rights defenders, it appears that the alleged serial murderer is getting more "att...
Read full storyClaudia Winkleman's Tits Live On Film 2010!
Presenter of BBC's movie review show Film 2010, Claudia Winkleman, plans a pretty surprise for viewers of the last show of the series tonight. Claudia took over the show this season after long-time presenter Jonathan Ross left in disgrace after 'S...
Read full storyCannabis Chardonnay Wins "Best of California" in Experimental Wine Category
The Stoner Brothers Winery of Napa Valley have come away from the 2010 California Wine Awards with the title "Best of California" in the Experimental Wine Category for a lovely little white wine they developed in 2005. Their Cannabis Chardonnay was b...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Planning Wild Birthday Party, Including Taylor Lautner On December 13th
Normally restrained Taylor Swift has big plans for her 21st birthday party and will be inviting over one hundred people to attend her party and celebration. "The first thing I want to do", Taylor told friends, "is to drink nearly a half glass of...
Read full storyHilary Swank Disturbed by Hillary's Wank
A classic comedy of errors was to be witnessed this past week at the Hotel Intercontinental in New York, as the Oscar winning Hilary Swank's beauty sleep was disturbed by the former President of the United States and our current Secretary of State, H...
Read full storyGeico Gecko Accidentally Shot by State Farm's Mr. Mayhem
Los Angeles, Ca. - Apparently the Geico Gecko and Mr. Mayhem cannot go out drinking on the town together without causing a stir. Police and medical units were called to 545 W. Hollywood yesterday evening when a passerby witnessed a scuffle nearby,...
Read full storyPeter Serafinowicz Twitter Joke causes Injury to Reputation and Readers
The reputation of famed impressionist and comedian Peter Serafinowicz lay in tatters last night as a joke which he made on Twitter, was announced as having caused 73 people to slip into comas. Since the remark made on his twitter site, he has also...
Read full storySqueegee Guys in Manhattan Hired to Do TSA-style Pat Downs of Taxi Passengers
They used to rush up to cars stopped at red lights and do a quick squeegee wash of the windshield, hoping for a nice tip. Sometimes they got what they wanted. Other times they just earned themselves complaints. But now they've moved on to a...
Read full storyH&R Block Rings In the Holidays With 'Emerald Advance Predatory Lending'.
H&R Block is not satisfied with merely waiting until January 2, 2011 to fail at tax season: This year it begins now, with H&R Block Emerald Advance. "Emerald Advance is fun and easy," said H&R Block CEO Alan Bennett, who was difficult...
Read full storyBoney M male dancer dies singing his very own 'Rivers of Babylon"!
Bobby Farrell (RIP) has died suddenly leaving Boney M without a frontman; a singer they didn't need because their manager, Frank Farian, did all of that. Bobby was a super dancing showman and although the band couldn't sing (apart from one of the...
Read full storyCheryl Cole's Shocking Revelation Regarding Black Eyed Peas Member will.i.am
FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Derek Hough were in Arizona visiting the Grand Canyon, which many believe will be condemned within the coming year by President Obama. Cole and Hough were having a great time taking photographs, l...
Read full storyBelgium Declares War On Britain
Belgium has declared war on Britain, effective from lunchtime today. The Belgian government has expressed its ire at the fact that Britain consumes a disproportionate amount of Stella Artois and fine Belgian chocolate, leaving little for the Belgian'...
Read full storyCarlo Ancelotti Sacked!
The world of football was reeling this morning after Chelsea announced that they had sacked manager Carlo Ancelotti immediately after last night's crushing 3-1 defeat against Arsenal at the Emirates. Ancelotti only took charge of the Blues in summ...
Read full storyLouise Minchin's "Me Boobies Is Covered" T-Shirts Are Flying Off The 'Rack'
LONDON - Louise Minchin is one of the happiest 42-year-old women on the British Isles. The BBC presenter and newsreader has just learned that her "Me Boobies Is Covered" T-Shirts are flying off the 'rack' and literally selling like hot cakes. Minc...
Read full storyWikiLeaks Show Dozens of Nude Anna Chapman (Russian Spy) With CIA Agents
The US need not fear about any new secrets reaching the leaders of Russia that are in the WikiLeaks now being released. Apparently they have known most of them for some time now, by the sheer number of nude photographs of different CIA members in bed...
Read full storyKristen Stewart Has Issues With Just Who Bella Is
Twilight's hot vampyre chick Kristen Stewart and her hunky hero Robert Pattinson have been filming some super steamy and satanically sexy honeymoon scenarios for the upcoming Breaking Dawn movie. But while such scenes were a cinch for the towering...
Read full storyUnion leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive"
Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive" during a mince pie summit at Downing Street yesterday. Whilst eating mince pies and drinking egg nog yesterday, Union leaders told the Prime Minister that, indeed - cuts in c...
Read full storyVannessa Hudgens Stops Sending Zac Efron Nude Pictures of Herself, He Kicks Her to the Curb
Hollywood's, golden, it couple for the last four years, have decided to un-it, it. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have broken up after their long term relationship has run it's natural course. According to inside sources Zac had been recieving nu...
Read full storyNancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who has not been seen since the Omnibus Bill was voted down Thursday, was reported to have checked into a hospice after having her face diagnosed as having TPWKS (Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome). Taxidermical...
Read full storyHoward Stern Opponents Shocked and Appalled at New 5 Year Contract
Howard Stern, Robin Quivers and Fred Norris all announced they would be on the air for another 5 year contract, this week. This group, is the core of the Howard Stern Show that is broadcast 4 days a week, 4 hours a day, over Sirius Satellite radio. S...
Read full storyKatie Holmes 'Devastated' Over Reports Suri Suing for' Divorce', Her own Penthouse, Separate Maintenance and Nanny Support!
On the eve of her 32nd birthday, Katie Holmes is said to be 'shocked and shaken' after she and husband Tom Cruise, 48, were served with separation papers served by their 4 year old daughter's solicitor! Suri, age 4, is said to be determined to sta...
Read full storySusan Boyle Announces She Is Pregnant
Scottish spinster Susan Boyle has revealed to a UK Magazine she is three months pregnant. The shocking news comes just days after Boyle announced she was not interested in settling down just yet. "I have never been happier. I may have just bee...
Read full storyIlluminati and the Bilderbergs Team up to Create Network Marketing Program
Undisclosed location, Earth - The quarterly joint meeting between the Illuminati and The Bilderberg Group turned out to interesting (this time) to the masses of "lower-class citizens". It seems the Illuminati and Bilderbergs have gone completely o...
Read full storyCamilla, The Duchess of Cornwall, Comments On The Divorce Rumors Regarding Her And Prince Charles
LONDON - Speaking from an English garden that happens to be one of the biggest English gardens in Great Britain, Camilla, aka the Duchess of Cornwall, aka Mrs. Prince Charles, had a spot of tea with a reporter for the English tabloid Jolly Bloomin' R...
Read full storyBollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, has just learned that Indian actress Aishwarya Rai has refused his offer of being one of the judges on his new X-Factor Show. Cowell who was the mastermind behind the extremely popular si...
Read full storyH&R Block: Never Settle For Less, Unless You Want A RAL. Because We Ain't Got 'Em.
Multi-billion dollar clusterf--k H&R Block has found that their business partners are more than willing to help them find new and better ways to f--k their customers over: This year, it's HSBC, who's yanked the rug out from under Block's loyal em...
Read full storyApple iPads Deluge Santa with Requests for Gifts
"They want it all," Santa complained recently. "Docking stations, outfits (cases, sleeves, skins, and folios), wireless keyboards, games and apps. You name it, they want it." An exhausted Mr. Claus went on to say that the iPads were bold enough...
Read full storyCheryl Cole Angrily Responds To The Rumors About Derek Hough and Ines Sainz - "They're A Bunch of Bloody, Blimey, Bloomin' Lies They Is"
BEVERLY HILLS - Cheryl Cole, the girlfriend of Derek Hough, was shopping with Derek's sister, Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend Julianne Hough, at the swank clothing store on Rodeo Drive, Now That's A Rack. A reporter for Left Coast Mirror Magazine aske...
Read full storyWikileaks Finally Releases Documents Americans Care About
Wikileaks, the watchdog site that exposes government secrets has finally released a new round of documents that Americans are interested in. The last round of documents revealed that diplomats and politicians are a bunch of back biting, gossip mon...
Read full storyKate Gosselin Says If "OctoMom" Nadya Suleman Gets Evicted She And Her 14 Kids Can Move In With Her Family
READING, Pennsylvania - California's Haddadin, Aladdin, and Ali Baba Reality Company has stated that they are getting ready to foreclose on Nadya Suleman's home in La Habra. The woman who has come to be known as OctoMom is several months behind in...
Read full storyMan Caught Masterbating With Barbie-Type Doll In Toy Department Of Wally World
A man who would only give police his last name as "Blick" has been arrested in the toy department of Wally World in Sarasota, Florida. "We caught him wiping his goop off onto two more dolls when we got back to that part of the store. No one in the...
Read full storyBow Tie Wearing Men 10 Times More Likely To Be Labeled Douchebags
A revealing study today learned that pompous pricks that insist on wearing bow ties are at a 10 times greater risk of being labeled a douchebag. More than 250 people were asked their opinions about men wearing bow ties and the overwhelming respons...
Read full storyImage Of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit
As Cheryl Cole went out to dinner at MoFo on Park Lane, Friday, along with Kimberley Walsh, Nicola Roberts, and her mother - the one who really liked Ashley Cole, the paparazzi pounced. Despite the cold, hard as nails Geordie lass, wor Chezza, str...
Read full storyMan Nearly Drowns After Chain Smoking Water Vapor Cigarette Substitute
An Arkansas man is in stable condition at Our Lady of Perpetual Mercy Hospital after suffering a near drowning incident at his home in Hog Jaw. Slim Pickums, Vice Commander of the Hog Jaw Knights of Columbus was rushed to OLPM late Wednesday night af...
Read full storySnowbound Man Waits For Train
A remarkable tale of survival against all the odds has emerged, amidst the absolute chaos that the UK's transport network has descended into. A local man, Arthur Crapper, has been found sitting in the waiting room of the snowbound railway station,...
Read full storyIs Katy Perry Pregnant?
Rumours are rife across the internet that Katy Perry is pregnant, and due to give birth to Russell Brand's child sometime in June 2011, however the couple strongly deny the rumour. A close friend of the Brands has revealed that the rumours are tru...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson, Zac Efron, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton To Star In The Lesbian Vampire Movie, "Don't Ask - Don't Tell Bitch!"
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron has informed his grandmother, Brunicia Flossie Efron, 87, that he will soon star in a movie with Robert Pattinson, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton. Efron told his grandma that he will be portraying Chauncey Pepperbiffle, a...
Read full storyX-Factor finalists One Direction reach puberty
There has been more controversy in the X-Factor this week, as it has been exclusively revealed that members of the boy-band One Direction have all reached puberty. This is set to scupper the final act's chance of winning the competition as their h...
Read full storyLiverpool Manager Roy Hodgson fired by Red Sox Owners
Following a string of poor performance's and generally perceived mismanagement of the Liverpool FC team, manager Roy Hodgson has been fired out of a cannon by the American owners of the club. The action, rare in British sports, however common plac...
Read full storyThe Real Reason Why Miley Cyrus Is Acting Like She's Lindsay Lohan
VENICE BEACH - Miley Cyrus spent some time at the Venice Beach beach house of Bret Michaels and his family over the Christmas holidays. Miley and Bret's two daughters Raine Maker, 10, and Jorga Mind, 5, all exchanged gifts. Raine gave Miley a diam...
Read full storyThe Kardashian Sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney All Agree To Pose Nude In PlayGuy Magazine
CHICAGO - Kim Kardashian's ex-boyfriend Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin has just stated that he heard from an unnamed source that Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney have all agreed to appear in a nude layout in the January issue of PlayGuy magazine. Wh...
Read full storySecret Rex Ryan Video of Mark Sanchez Grabbing a Hotdog With His Feet Leaked
TMZ has leaked a video, which reportedly came from the hacked laptop of Jets head coach Rex Ryan, which shows Jets QB Mark Sanchez grabbing a hot dog with his feet. Credits... An Anthony Rosania production of an idea stolen from comedy factory John...
Read full storyTiger Woods Seen At Party With Kate Gosselin!
Tiger Woods was his old self on the golf course yesterday and maybe it's because he is once more anchored, really anchored to reality. What happened? Several people have reported that Tiger is being seen around Florida lately with actress Kate...
Read full storyNatalie Portman and Mila Kunis Engage In Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus.
If you've lived your life waiting for Padmé Amidala and Meg Griffin to sip each other's fuzzy cups, the 2010 movie "Dark Swan" answers thusly: So, whenever someone Googles... ..."Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus", they're coming right to me. Tak...
Read full storyCheryl Cole and Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart In "Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits"
HOLLYWOOD - Academy Award winning producer Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will soon begin production on his latest film Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits. The film will be a Cripple Creek Pictures movie production in association with T...
Read full storyJeremy Kyle Denies All Knowledge Of Nude Motel Sex Romp With Kerry Katona And Stacey Solomon
Feelin' hot hot hot - breaking UK scandal sheet news reveals that self righteous TV God, Jeremy Kyle - renowned for dazzling halfwits with his rapier like wit - was left aghast this morning as stories began to circulate, implying that he had enjoyed...
Read full storySelena Gomez Refuses TSA "Pat Down" At LAX Airport
LOS ANGELES - Teen singing sensation Selena Gomez was at LAX Airport on her way to visit her grandmother who lives in Dime Box, Texas. The star of the Disney Channel's The Wizards of Waverly Place had gone through the airport's metal detector with...
Read full storyIlluminati dread at first winter solstice and total lunar eclipse since 1554!
London - (Yule-Be-Sorry!): The mood is grim at Hellfire Club HQ ahead of Tuesday's solar ingress into Capricorn. Ancient files published this week describe the Illuminatis' rage of 1554 when some dimwit last dared leak their sordid secrets. The...
Read full storyBalotelli: "Mancini has got a little d*ck"
Wantaway Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli appears to have sunk to new lows in a bid to engineer a move back to Italian football. When interviewed before Citys final Europa League group game away at Juventus, Balotelli made crude comments a...
Read full storySimon Cowell Considering Bollywood Actress Aishwarya Rai To Be One Of The Judges On His New American Show 'X-Factor'
LONDON - The CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell has informed the British press that he is considering hiring Aishwarya Rai of India as one of the judges on his new U.S. reality show X-Factor. Cowell has already secured the services of Chery...
Read full storyBilly Ray Cyrus Says Daughter Miley Is Turning Into Lindsay Lohan
SIOUX CITY, Iowa - Billy Ray Cyrus traveled to Iowa to see about purchasing a brand new tractor for his farm. He was asked by a member of the local media what he thought about his daughter Miley being video taped taking a hit on a bong. Cyrus shoo...
Read full storyX-Factor Winner - Public Vote Leaked
Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that our offices received a call, seconds ago, from our very own Buffty Ginslinger regarding a leak about the winner of X-Factor 2010. Informing us that he was speaking from a toilet cubicle at Water...
Read full storyHoward Stern to Crew: Be Happy Unemployment Is Extended, Because I'm Retiring.
Sirius superstar Howard Stern has received $497 million of his 5 year, $1/2 billion contract. Now, just days before Christmas, and a year after he decided to retire, Stern has let his cast and crew know that they'll need new jobs in 2011. "Do you...
Read full storyTop Gear 2011, budget cuts announced
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May will return for a new series of Top Gear in the New Year, but the popular motoring magazine show will be the subject of severe budget cuts. "We will not be replacing the Stig," said show producer Morr...
Read full storyCheryl Cole's Boyfriend Derek Hough Denies The Rumor That His Sister Julianne Hough Is Marrying Ryan Seacrest
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, the co-winner of this year's Dancing With The Stars, along with his partner Jennifer Grey, was having lunch with his girlfriend Cheryl Cole at the famed Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos Restaurant in West Hollywood.
Read full storySex Toy Manufacturer Used Justin Bieber Image Illegally
Sex Toy manufacturing company, Clitcock Ltd of Braintree, Essex, were today fined £10,000 by magistrates in the town for illegally using the image of the 16 year old Canadian singing sensation's image on their products. HM Customs and Excise also...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Confirms Her 5-Month Marriage To Liam Helmsworth
Miley Cyrus told interviewers yesterday that she was indeed Mrs. Liam Hemsworth for all of five months. "We sneaked away and planned to let people know about it as soon as things cooled down at home between Mom and Dad, but they just got worse ins...
Read full storyWikileaks latest on Prince William and Kate Middleton
The damaging Wikileaks revelations continue - and this time Prince William and his pal Kate Middleton are in the frame. In emails published today it would appear that Prince William and Kate Middleton are planning to marry. Julian Assange's organ...
Read full storyProblem Page
This Week's Guest Editor: Surrealist artist MARCEL DUCHAMP Dear Marcel, please can you help me? My grandad is in nursing care and my gran has been seeing another man at the day centre. I visit grandad in the home and he thinks gran still loves him. Grandad is coming out of the nursing home for Christmas Day and we are all going round to Mum's. I'm dreading Christmas dinner. Hayley, Gre...
Read full story174 'Twilight: Eclipse' Viewers Hospitalized By Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart DVD Commentary.
Summit Entertainment, the movie studio which has made approximately $905 jillion dollars moistening the panties of young women via the 'Twilight' movie series, has landed in hot water after 174 fans of the new 'Twilight: Eclipse' DVD were hspitalized...
Read full storyDimbleby Snubbed Over Royal Wedding
David Dimbleby, the veteran BBC news & current affairs presenter, has been overlooked for the job of anchoring the BBC's coverage of the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Instead, the BBC has opted for the gravitas of Fern Britton...
Read full storyUFO astral projection launch pad discovered in ancient French village peak
Pic de Bugarach - (Lemuria Courier): The alien astral projection facility hidden deep inside the rocky Pyrennean outcrop was first unearthed by the Nazis during World War II. This week the area was reported to be teeming with thousands of New Age...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Was Actually Married To Liam Hemsworth
Many were caught by surprise just a few moments ago when the news was leaked that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were not only living together at her new house, but they had gotten married this past March without it getting into the news. Thus far...
Read full storyWas sexy blonde bombshell Katia Zatuliveter leaking stuff to Julian Assange?
London - (Spy-Who-Shagged-Me Mess): "We're not talking actual bodily fluids here," the head of UK anti-espionage said today, "but this pretty Russian lady was caught taking the piss." Zatuliveter the Mole was unmasked by assiduous covert surveilla...
Read full storyKatie Price not sending Frankie Boyle a Christmas card
Frankie Boyle (star of comedy and son of Susan Boyle) has been sensationally struck off Katie Price's Christmas card list. In a public demonstration against Boyle's joke on his latest TV show she took a permanent marker and crossed his name out on...
Read full storyHoward Stern Announces Contract Resolution
Howard Stern, Talk Radio Host, Shock Jock and self proclaimed King of All Media, announced at a press conference today he would not be re signing his contract with Sirius/XM Radio. The announcement was prompted by Sirius hiring Dr Laura Schlessinger,...
Read full storyX-Factor's Matt Cardle To Release Duet With Stacey Solomon?
Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that plans are afoot to release a CD featuring probable X-Factor winner Matt Cardle, with Jungle Queen Stacey Solomon. Details are a little sketchy right now, but word has it that the all conquering...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Arrested In New York; To Appear In Court In February
Justin Bieber has gone too far with his kidding around and has been officially been arrested in New York City. "Maybe having a criminal record will make him think before he decides to try a joke that will get someone hurt badly", stated one office...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan's Vagina Gets a Much Needed Break
Lindsay Lohan's vagina came out publicly with a statement about how it felt about all the controversy swirling around Lindsay lately. Most young ladies use their vaginas on a limited basis. They give it out a little bit at a time fearing the reper...
Read full storyPiper Palin Reveals She Loved Camping With The Eight Gosselin Kids But Added That 'Mama Kate' Was One Spoiled Bitch!
WASILLA, Alaska - The youngest of the Palin daughters, nine-year-old Piper Palin, is one little Alaskan girl who is not the least bit shy about speaking her mind. Piper, who was named after the airplane, talked to her elementary school teacher Mrs...
Read full storyAdam Lambert Sends Taylor Lautner Copy Of His Scanner Photo!
The latest in the Adam Lambert/Taylor Lautner story is that Adam has recently sent a copy of his scanner photo to Lautner, who has finished filming his last scene as a werewolf in Twilight. Lambert and his latest friend, Gym Laswell were asked at...
Read full storyIs Kara Tointon ready to dump Artem Chigvintsev for recycled Liz Hurley shag Shane Warne?
London - (Now The Carnival Is Over): "Fancy a Last Tango in Paris, Kara?" was the lurid text left on Kara's mobile as she danced her way to Strictly glory with Artem last night. This morning Kata Tointon's ass - er...arm! - was in a sling followin...
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