There were 1,694 spoof news stories published in April 2010. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Louise Minchin of "The One Show" Told To Cover Up Her 'Boobies'
LONDON - The One Shows Louise Minchin was all set to go on the air when a producer noticed that the blue dress she was wearing was revealing a little bit more cleavage than most viewers (non-males) would find acceptable. Minchin was told to go bac…
Read full storyNaughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses
Oxford, AL - Eighteen senior girls were singled out for wearing inappropriate dresses to their prom and given a punishment choice between paddling and 3 days' suspension. 17 of the girls chose paddling, while one chose the suspension. The girl who ch...
Read full storyJessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!
Portimao - (Slitherin): JK Rowling's raven-haired, doe-eyed sixteen year-old daughter has lashed out at her Mum's legendary control freakery. Jessica Rowling Arantes, holidaying with her father Jorge's family in the Algarve, says her Pa is skint a...
Read full storyTweeting Divorce Plans Now Subject to Pre-nup Rules
At its conference in Iceland yesterday, the Get Me Outta Here Association (GMOHA), an international group of divorce attorneys, announced that its membership had added a new recommendation about what should be included in pre-nups: proper etiquette...
Read full storyCoronation Street's Sophie Webster and Sian Powers Share An On-Screen "Kiss"
LONDON - Well finally, the much anticipated Coronation Street 'Kiss' between Sophie and Sian has been filmed and will air on April 11. Sophie and Sian share an on screen kiss that will cause a lot of Coronation Street viewers to go "Blimey!" "Wodt...
Read full storyJesse James / Kate Gosselin Sex Tape Revealed
While Sandra Bullock had scoffed at the existence of a sex tape between herself and nearly estranged hubby, Jesse James, one reportedly may exist between the motorcycle bad boy and Kate Gosselin. Kate Gosselin, now infamous for her treatment of fo...
Read full storyUSA Female submariners okay - Feminists angry
Newly released plans to allow women to serve on board US submarines has produced outrage amongst feminist groups. "While we agree that in general this is a good move, we are appalled at some of the overtly sexist suggestions that have been made by...
Read full storyVatican memo leak causes more problems for 'God's Rottweiler'
The Catholic church has once again found itself embroiled in scandal after a memo issued by the Vatican was leaked on the Internet. The memo was issued within hours of the tragic air crash in Smolensk which killed many senior Polish government, milit...
Read full storyApe research points way to origin of religion
Controversial research published in New Scientist, demonstrating that apes suffer self-doubt, has given scientists an important clue into how religion may have originated in our early hominid ancestors. In the research, apes first watched a human...
Read full storyIs This The End For Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart?
After being the subjects of intense scrutiny, massive curiosity and global fascination for months now, media watchers are predicting that the star in Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's firmament is about to go nova and die out in a massive eclips...
Read full storyJustin Bieber's voice breaks
This is a day that many innocent people of the world have been waiting for. God has finally seen it in his heart to have mercy upon our poor souls. Justin Drew Bieber, 16, of Ontario, Canada has finally had his voice broken. His reign of terror c...
Read full storySpecial Darts for Left Handed Dart Players
New Darts have been created for left handed dart players which may give them an advantage over right handed players it has been announced today. LH Darts of Portsmouth, have developed new darts after years of research, and now left handed players...
Read full storyLouise Minchin To Appear In PlayGent Magazine
LONDON - Louise Minchin, the presenter on BBC News At One and BBC Breakfast has agreed to appear in an eight page layout spread in the United Kingdom's most popular men's magazine PlayGent. Minchin, caused quite a stir earlier this week when she w...
Read full storyBargis Tryhol Blames Global Warming For His Penis Reduction Surgery
Floridian, Bargis 'The Tripod' Tryhol, the man with the world's largest penis is to reluctantly undergo penis reduction surgery - and he's blaming it all on climate change! Tryhol explained that his penis, which he affectionately refers to as Tomm...
Read full storySuBo Fanatics To Hold Wild Haggis Hunt
Contrary to popular belief, the Wild Haggis (Haggis scoticus) is neither a mythical creature nor extinct. Although nearly hunted to the verge of extinction, a colony of this shy and reclusive creature has retreated to the banks of the River Almond a...
Read full storyIceland's Volcano Eyjafjallajokull Is Causing a Hellacious Mess All Over The World
MISSOULA, Montana - The North American Volcanic Ash Observatory in Missoula has been inundated with literally tons of informative information since Iceland's volcano started its volcanized rumblings. The volcano which is named Eyjafjallajokull (pr...
Read full storyChinese Bloke Dies In 'Eel Up The Bum Prank' Gone Wrong
When Chinese chef Lee Kee Woof got a bit bladdered on beer and rice wine the other day, he had no idea that the consequences of his binge would leave him dead. Or he probably wouldn't have done it. As Lee Kee Woof passed out from his excess, his m...
Read full storyLowton Sells Topless Cheryl Cole Pics from Hubble Telescope
Mark Lowton has run afoul of the law again for hawking nude pictures of Cheryl Cole taken from the Hubble telescope. Lowton managed to take the pictures by brazenly walking into the NASA control centre in Houston with a cup of coffee in one hand w...
Read full storyPolish President Killed in Foggy Airline Crash! Polish Joke Council Meets in Emergency Session.
Warsaw, Poland: Ethnic joke specialists from around the world were summoned to Poland in the wee hours this morning to meet in an emergency joke crafting session after the crash of a Russian airliner carrying the Polish President, and several high r...
Read full storyBrenda Song Says She is The Biological Daughter of Dancing With The Stars Judge Carrie Ann Inaba
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Disney Channel super star and singing sensation Brenda Song was in town as the official Grand Marshall of Kalamazoo's 49th Annual Automotive Parts Parade. The 22-year-old recently had a world wide number one hit single with t...
Read full storyDancing With The Stars: Rumor Sparks Fly Between Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Star's "Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Maksim Chmerkovskiy [pronounced: CHAT-ta-NOO-ga] and ESPNs Erin Andrews [pronounced: AN-drews] appear to be 'eyeing' more than the first place mirror ball trophy. The tall dancing coupl...
Read full storyLife without sex - Is it so bad?
In many ways, the idea of a celibate lifestyle, as supposedly practised by the Catholic Church, is viewed with amusement and puzzlement among believers and non-believers alike. At best a sad and lonely state, at worst a twisted perversion of sexualit...
Read full storyAdrian Chiles Affair Nothing To Do With Christine Bleakley
Christine Bleakley's biggest fan told a packed press conference this morning that the sudden defection from the BBC by One Show co-presenter Adrian Chiles was nothing to do with the Irish sex symbol. Who is allegedly 'seeing' Chelsea ace Frank Lam...
Read full storyLenny Henry Breaks His Silence - The "Truth" About Dawn French
Heartbroken comedian Lenny Henry today poured his heart out to Skoob News following revelations that his marital indiscretions with Merry Chain, 26, some blonde from Yorkshire, were to blame for the break up of his 25 year marriage to Dawn French.
Read full storyRobert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Appeal For Fans To Stop Reading Bogus Internet Stories
Robert Pattinson and sweetheart Kristen Stewart today issued an impassioned appeal to their fans to stop logging on to and reading the utter shite which is published all over the net about them. Speaking for the couple, Chester, a kids' TV show pu...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson believes Stephen Hawking is Right
Robert Pattinson, believes Stephen Hawking, is right we should not contact Aliens, as the outcome could lead to the destruction of the human race. Hawking speaking with his robotic voice reckons that Aliens coming to earth would be much the same a...
Read full storySelena Gomez and Nick Jonas Reveal Intimate Secrets
LOS ANGELES - Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas were recently spotted at a local Senor Taco Gordo Mexican Restaurant sharing an order of El Grande Burritos. The two 17-year-olds were asked if they were still an item. Nick smiled and said that he has al...
Read full storyBritain's Got Talent: Topless Fire Eater Tia Brodie Is One Fine Bloomin' Red Hot Act!
LONDON - The second week of Britain's Got Talent absolutely heated up the entire place with a fiery act by former exotic dancer Tia Brodie. Miss Brodie, who easily advanced to the next round, actually attended fire eating school and she is now one...
Read full storyBargis Tryhol Is Back From Penis Surgery, Says: I'm Bigger & Better Than Ever and My Back Don't Hurt!
The self proclaimed man with the World's Largest Penis is back from an emergency medical procedure undertaken in Papua, Indonesia, where he was fitted with a new 'Penis Gourd" with a zipper in order to relieve stress. According to Doctor's involve...
Read full storyOMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??
Oslo - (Bird On A Wire Mess): "Our Cheryl's not exactly one for mortifying the flesh," Joan Callaghan's cleaning lady's Brazilian epilatrice commented today. "Maybe the tattoo's shambolic, like. Er, symbolic! Kinda Thigh Willy Be Dun crown of tho...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart and the Munster Mystery
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, met in London today to celebrate Kristen's twentieth birthday but reports suggest that there were problems when they first met up. Kristen has been grilling Robert about reports that he has been seeing Leigh...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart send message at Twilight to Dawn
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart sent a message at Twilight to Dawn, that is Dawn French the very big woman who is married to comedian Lenny Henry. Pattinson and Stewart expressed how sorry they are to hear of the split after 25 years of marria...
Read full storyDaniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Could Be The New Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart
Eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger today announced in a Soho pub that he has a grand plan to reinvent Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson into a British version of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, the Twilight duo.
Read full storyDesperate Octomom Kate Gosselin has emergency foot surgery
In what is called foreshadowing a frantic Kate Gosselin chose 'Don't Forget About Me' on 'Dancing with the Stars' and her abysmal performance has forced her into drastic measures. Kate's disgusted partner, Tony Divamona, slammed on the child ditc...
Read full storyNoah's Ark Found Near M6 In Birmingham
The archaeological community was buzzing this morning following the discovery of some lumps of wood here at Langley Hill, just a stone's throw away from the busy M6 motorway. Local Time Team fan, Chester Duggit, 67, a retired panel beater from Cas...
Read full storyiPad Blamed for Job Loss of Keyboards, Protest Planned
Three traditional computer keyboards addressed an amazed group of visitors at the Javits Convention Center in New York City yesterday. The keyboards told the crowd that, since the introduction of the Apple iPad (a tablet computer that allows commun...
Read full storyNorth American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) holds first Pride Parade
The San Francisco chapter of North American Man/Boy Love Association or as it's more commonly known, NAMBLA, held it's first gay pride parade this weekend to coincide with Boy Scout week. Thousands of little boy loving deviants donned their sancti...
Read full storyLiverpool F.C. Sold to Owners of Taco Bell
Following the recent announcement that the Liverpool Football Club was up for sale, American food conglomerate, Yum Brands, has reportedly stepped in with an attractive offer to assume full ownership. While team co-owners Tom Hicks and George Gill...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart say It started with a kiss
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart say "It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this". After a kiss while making the Movie Twilight,then the phenomenal success of the Movie,Pattinson & Stewart are just about the hottest prop...
Read full storyObama on Cattle Guards
For those of you who have never traveled to the West or Southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing ove...
Read full storyFamous scientist says Shroud of Turin blood shows Jesus was actually a dark-skinned albino
CREATIONISM, TEXAS: A famous scientist working on the Shroud of Turin, who initially believed it was fake has now stated: "I absolutely believe that this is the original piece of cloth that was used to wrap the body of Jesus. As a result I have...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson Angered By Kristen Stewart Proposal Rumours
Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen out of the Twilight franchise - was said by friends today to be really ticked off about the media reporting that he has proposed to sweetheart Kristen Stewart - Bella, out of the Twilight franchise - saying that what...
Read full storyDancing With The Stars: Jake Pavelka's Future Wife Vienna Jealous of Chelsie Hightower
HOLLYWOOD - Vienna Girardi, who received the final rose on The Bachelor, and is slated to become Mrs. Jake Pavelka sometime in the future has revealed to her BFF that she is jealous of Jake dancing with Chelsie Hightower on the hit dancing show Danci...
Read full storyKelly Clarkson Blames Her Weight Gain on Record Mogul Clive Davis
EAU CLAIRE, Wisconsin - Kelly Clarkson's personal hair stylist Jose of San Jose has revealed that the Texas songstress has been very depressed of late. José, as his Hispanic friends refer to him, was with Clarkson while she accepted a life time ac...
Read full storyLive Sex On The One Show - Christine Bleakley In Tears
The BBC was inundated with complaints from furious viewers last night, as The One Show descended into chaos with a shameless display of live on camera sex, which left presenter Christine Bleakley in tears. During an item on the show about rabbits,...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kate Winslet and the Merkin
It was while they were spending a relaxing long weekend at their bohemian flat in Much Wenlock in Shropshire recently, that Twilight duo, the elegantly wasted and sexily ashen couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, had the fashion idea that le...
Read full storyWinnie the Pooh Exhausted by iPad Service
When iPad users learned they'd be getting a free copy on the iPad of the Winnie the Pooh book by AA Milne, they were very excited. Their response was "Aw . . . isn't that cute?" But that's not the response of the Pooh. Spoof reporter Gail Farr...
Read full storyNASA Tries to Sign Up Martians for Classes, Martians Resist
After reading Stephen Hawking's comments that aliens may be unfriendly and dangerous, NASA has arranged a series of "Good Neighbor" classes for Martians. Housing, free meals, and cable TV (Sci-Fi channel included) are part of the planned curriculum...
Read full storyJordan Announces Divorce From Alex Reid - Marrying Justin Bieber
Busty Glamour-model, Jordan, has sensationally announced she is divorcing hubby, Alex Reid. Jordan, real-name Katie Price, 31, wed the cage-fighter late last year, but has revealed to me that the relationship has hit the skids. Price claims Reid...
Read full storyTia Brodie Is On Fire For Robert Pattinson
Porn star turned semi-naked fire-eating singer Tia Brodie - the bare-breasted babe who made Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan sweat but left ice-maiden Amanda Holden cold on Britain's Got Talent is desperate to perform a naked fire-act in front of sullen...
Read full storyElin Nordegren Flies To Hollywood To Meet With Sandra Bullock
ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren, the wife of Tiger "Dick With Feet" Woods boarded a private helicopter in Orlando and flew to Hollywood. Nordegren will reportedly meet with Sandra Bullock in Bullock's Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Vrrroom Vrrroom. Acco...
Read full storyZsa Zsa Gabor calls Elizabeth Taylor 'a slut'
Hollywood - (Fur-Will-Fly!): Their mutual loathing of each other is legendary, much like Wallis Simpson and the Queen Mother. And this weekend Zsa Zsa Gabor slammed bride-to-be Elizabeth Taylor 'a quadriplegic slut' after a glitzy wheelchair-pos...
Read full storyLorraine Kelly Shows Off Her Lovely Looking Stuff In a Purple Bikini Swimsuit in Bali
BALI - The host of GMTV with Lorraine, Lorraine Kelly showed off her trimmed down figure while swimming in the waters of Bali. The 50-year-old breakfast show host frolicked, romped, and reveled to her hearts content on the beach while onlookers po...
Read full storyKatie Price So Heartbroken Over Peter Andre's Upcoming Iceland Wedding She Slaps OAP
Katie Price did little to enhance her tarnished reputation Friday when she slapped an Old Age Pensioner over a parking bay dispute outside a Brighton store. An argument broke out when a man protested at Price's occupation of a disabled parking spa...
Read full storyIceland demands 'cash for ash'
Icelandic volcanic ash alert grounds UK flights - Tension between the UK and Iceland is running high today after Iceland filed a claim in the International courts demanding that countries pay for the volcanic ash currently falling across Europe and d...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart welcome constant Twilight
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following the story of the Black Volcanic Ash Cloud from the volcano eruption in Iceland, and are particularly interested in reports that the Black Cloud could blackout Europe giving us constant Twilig...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson Will Use Stand-In In Next Twilight Movie
It was revealed this morning that there will be a body double for Robert Pattinson during the next Twilight movie that will be a little more adult oriented. Famed character actor, Horst Pecard, will be featured in the Pattinson role during a coupl...
Read full storySpider-Man Stuck in Apple iPad, Wants Out
The Apple iPad revolution of 2010 is exciting for the business community. But it's been a complete disaster for at least one person: 48-year-old Spider-Man. Not good news for him that Marvel Comics has developed an app that makes the iPad his new...
Read full storyKatie Price To Have Her Breasts Tattooed With Pattinson - Stewart Faces?
Unconfirmed reports here this morning appear to suggest that in an effort to rejuvenate her sensuality, Katie Price is to have tattoos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart done on her tits. My man on the inside, eccentric British film director,...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight, while lots of other couples have been known to meet at twilight. They both put lots of messages on twitter every evening at twilight and for hours they both post tweet after tweet. Pattins...
Read full storyKindles To Be Sold at Target, iPads Will Be There
An exciting announcement from Amazon: Kindles, Amazon's electronic readers, will be sold in U. S. Target Stores. Kindles are ecstatic that they will be available in brick-and-mortar stores, and they are celebrating with parties, speeches, and publ...
Read full storyNew Harry Potter Book Confirmed
Rumours surrounding a new Harry Potter book have been doing the rounds for some time. Today J. K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books announced that, due to overwhelming public requests (and a big fine) there will be a new chapter in Harry's li...
Read full storyElizabeth Taylor to marry Dr Conrad Murray lookalike
Hollywood - (Prenup): Determined to out-Zsa Zsa Gabor nine times married Hungarian actress/socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor seventy eight year-old screen legend Elizabeth Taylor is getting hitched. And the object of her nuptial desires is Dr Conrad Murray...
Read full storyDelia Smith streaks across the pitch naked as Norwich City are promoted
Canary's fans all over the world were celebrating today as Norwich City returned to the Championship at their first attempt after being relegated to the first division last season. The happiest Norwich City supporter though was 88 year old TV cook...
Read full storyDancing With The Stars: The Pamela Anderson - Kate Gosselin Feud Fires Up!
HOLLYWOOD - Two of the top reality shows Dancing With The Stars and American Idol are going head-to-head as they are pitted against each other. This year's edition of DWTS has already seen at least three of the couples get into some pretty serious...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson wants to know what's over the Rainbow
Robert Pattinson wants to know what is over the Rainbow after he saw a Rainbow, in the Sky, on the same day he heard that Robert Downey Jnr, is to get the part of the Wizard of Oz, in a new Wizard of Oz, Movie, that's to be made. Pattinson said...
Read full storyCheryl Cole's Whirlwind La Paz Visit Ends In Tears
Taking advantage of a well earned day off from her exertions with Dancing Derek Hough, X-Factor judge and chart topping solo artiste Cheryl Cole today embarked on a whirlwind trip to the Bolivian capital, La Paz, in order to consult with her long tim...
Read full storyDonald Trump May Kick Sharon Osbourne Off Celebrity Apprentice Due To Her Excessive Sickness
NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump, host, CEO, and owner of Celebrity Apprentice has just about had his fill of Sharon Osbourne being off due to sickness. Trump remarked that there are people in third and fourth world countries who do not miss school, w...
Read full storyEarthquake in China, Volcano erupts in Iceland as Planet X gets even Closer
Mad Micky Morrison the former scientist who is as mad as a hatter claimed today that the earthquake in China, and the Volcanic eruption in Iceland are caused by the fact that Planet X is now even closer to earth which is going to increase the number...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson And Cheryl Cole Spotted Together
Did she? Didn't she? No. - I have it on good authority that Kristen Stewart did not visit Robert Pattinson on the set of Bel Ami in Budapest. In fact, Stewart never left LA, where she has been making arrangements to celebrate her birthday. However...
Read full storyIceland Volcano Hoax Works A Treat
It was pints of scrumpy all round this afternoon at the Cockwell Inn at Shard as local farmers Sam Niblett and Barney Howell toasted their best ever practical joke. "It wuz a bloody corker!" raved Sam as he raised his glass of scrumpy. It trans...
Read full storyCardinals' plot uncovered - Pope is 'sacrificial lamb'
The media world is in a frenzy after secret Vatican documents were discovered that appeared to show Pope Benedict XVI was chosen specifically to 'take the rap' for church excesses in recent decades. "Given Joseph Ratzinger's advanced age and his e...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson Cheating On Kristen Stewart Already With Leighton Meester?
While other News Agencies struggle to keep pace with the latest developments in the ongoing Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart saga, here at Skoob News we'll give you all the inside dope as we get it. That is 'dope' as in information, not 'dope' as...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson: Kristen Stewart Did Not Chew Lindsay Lohan's Carpet
The increasing prevalence of media articles claiming that moody Twilight sex-symbol Kristen Stewart is a rug-muncher have angered her gothic stud co-star and intimate friend Robert Pattinson so much that he has been moved to issue a denial of the rum...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Cheer From The Stands As Messi Puts Four Past Arsenal
It remains unclear how it happened, but what we do know is that Twilight sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were cheering from the stands last night as Lionel Messi put four goals past Arsenal. A young woman seated close to the glamo...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want To Make "Ash-Aid" Single With The Pope
Popular Twilight star-crossed vampyre lovers Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart seem about to make a grand gesture to help the many poor people who have suffered in the recent eruption of icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajökull, according to a source cl...
Read full storyChloë Moretz shuns skanky Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens and Emma Watson career path
Atlanta, Georgia - (Jailbait!): "Gratuitous teenage nudity is so ageing, duh!" the thirteen year-old sensation of Matthew Vaughn's superhero film said today as critics hailed her foul-mouthed, gun-toting Kick Ass performance. "Besides, I have this...
Read full storyPoland - The unasked question
Wawel Castle, Kraków - The grief of the mourners was all too evident among the many thousands who gathered to pay their respects to Lech Kaczynski yesterday. But so too was the sense of uneasiness. An uneasiness started by two words from a young b...
Read full storyGoing...Going...Green: Hollywood Recycles Everything!
HOLLYWOOD - Pass the pipe, and pull the plug, cause it's reinvent the wheel time in Hollywood yet again. Which means, of course, that any optimistic thoughts that something new and reasonably original might soon be coming to the nearest multi-plex, should, for the next little few, be properly stowed. Or, at the very least, temporarily put in turnaround, until further notice. In other words,...
Read full storyNick Jonas College Graduation
Nick Jonas was seen today graduating from the Texan medical school, Docs 'n' Tow, with a degree in heart specialities, for being a well known heart-breaker. Nick who has caused broken-heartedness for Miley Cyrus and recently (Again) for Selena Gom...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart in Transylvania
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart are reported to be in Transylvania a region in central Romania, which is famous for the believe in vampires. Pattinson was expected to propose to Kristen in Budapest, but it is now believed he will propose to...
Read full storyKate Gosselin is Considering Taking Legal Action Against Dancing With The Stars
READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the mother on the cancelled reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, and Dancing With The Stars castoff has stated that she is seriously considering suing the reality dancing show. Gosselin said that the only reaso...
Read full storyKatie Price dumps Alex Reid; Goes to France and has Virginity Restored
Katie Price wasted no time after dumping her husband and visited the Hymen Institute in Paris where she had a cherry installed. Knowing that she is Katie Price and can do whatever she wants we still asked her why such an action was needed since every...
Read full storyPeter Andre On Ex-Wife's Mind
Katie Price today lost her temper during a press conference when she was asked by a reporter if she is sure she is completely over her break-up from Peter Andre. A shocked room of journalists witnessed the outburst as Price showed an uncharacteris...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Kicked To The Curb
There's no getting away from Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart these days. Wherever you go, whatever you do, they just keep cropping up again and again like some particularly malignant growth. Open a newspaper, they're there. Robert looking mea...
Read full storySwedish royal wedding bombs as Bush's son Jonas Bergstrom 'shags Norwegian handball star'
Sweden - (Stockholm Syndrome): The royal wedding of Princess Madeleine and George W Bush's Swedish son Jonas Bergstrom has been scratched. Tanned, blue-eyed 31 year-old lawyer Bergstrom has blown it - and all because of a one night stand with lus...
Read full storySarah Harding Left Dazed And Confused By Kerry Katona - Peter Andre Affair
Members of Sarah Harding's 'Inner Circle' revealed exclusively to us today that the Girls Aloud bikini-babe with acting aspirations has all but given up on being selected as a target by internet malingerers masquerading as satirists. One confided...
Read full storyPoop 'n Pants Meet-up Group Spurs Poop 'n Pants Craze
Newark, NJ - A Poop 'n Pants Meet-up Group that staged a simultaneous Poop 'n Pants Party near the greeter station at the local Wal-Mart and has spurred a Poop 'n Pants Craze that's spreading throughout the Northeast. "Since Newark is basically th...
Read full storySimon Cowell Says Dannii Minogue Is Out As X-Factor Judge and Ex-Spice Girl Mel B. Is In
LONDON - After weeks and weeks of rampant speculation as to whether or not pregnant X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue would return or not the question has been answered by none other than "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Simon Cowell. Cowell stated that if he...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Grand National
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been sent Grand National tips for today's race from thousands of people. Pattinson who is currently in London filming the Movie BEL AMI, has not decided who he will be backing in the Grand National, but...
Read full storyLiam Hemsworth Says He Would Leave Miley Cyrus For Pamela Anderson
MILWAUKEE - Liam Hemsworth appearing at the grand opening of the newest Jack-in-The-Box stated that he is a big fan of the dancing reality show Dancing With The Stars. He was asked who his favorite celebrity dancer is. Without missing a beat Liam...
Read full storyDawn French: I Left Lenny For Peter Andre
Comedy legend, Dawn French, has today revealed the real reason behind her split with another comedy legend, Lenny Henry. In an interview with Sir Morgan of Talent, Dawn revealed, "I've been following Peter Andre since Mysterious Girl, I guess I'v...
Read full storyImpotent Iran cleric blames earthquakes on "sexy women"
TEHRAN: A senior and very impotent Iranian cleric who heads the Ministry of Erectile Dysfunction appeared before the media and blamed dolled-up women for arousing sexual desires in men thus leading to earthquakes; Ayatollah Cantgetitup insisted th...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Secretly Rendezvous In Iceland
HOFN, Iceland - International celebs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart decided to take a break from the hordes of paparazzi and vacation in a far, isolated, out-of-the-way place. The two lovebirds decided on Iceland, where hardly anyone ever go...
Read full story20 Amazing Facts about Britain's Got Talent
With BGT hysteria about to descend on to our screens we decided to take a real look at the show. Here are 20 facts about the show and the panel; 1.BGT's panel of judges have about as much combined talent as a primary school for the deaf's Christmas play. 2.All acts are viewed first by a nameless panel. They then split the contestants in to two groups, one named 'ahhh could make Amanda cry'...
Read full storyKatie Price Pulls Out Of London Marathon To Call Peter Andre - Alex Reid Furious, Kerry Katona In Tears
Katie Price has sensationally withdrawn from the London Marathon, after fears that she may have to spend anything up to four hours without calling ex-husband Peter Andre were confirmed by race organisers. Katie has reportedly been calling Andre up...
Read full storyGeorge Lopez and Sandra Bullock Spotted At An L.A. Guacamole Dip Diner Dipping Their Chips
LOS ANGELES - George Lopez, who recently starred in the illegal immigrant reality show, Run Paco Run, was seen at a local Guacamole Dip Diner dipping tortilla chips with Sandra Bullock, estranged wife of Jesse "TattoBalls" James. Lopez said that h...
Read full storyAlex Reid Calls Peter Andre A Serial Victim
Cross fighting cage dresser Alex Reid has finally broken his silence over wife, Katie Price's alleged lingering affection for Greco-Aussie hard man with a soft centre, and ex-husband Peter Andre. Reid flatly denied that he and Katie Price would be...
Read full storySelena Gomez Would Love To Work With Cheryl Cole On Tweenie Project
In another soul destroyingly mundane Hollywood press release, red hot teen idol Selena Gomez has stated that she would love to work with UK icon Cheryl Cole on a teen driven project. Providing Cole doesn't go on too much about soccer being the gre...
Read full storyA Well Known Tabloid Reveals Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Related
LONDON - One of the world's leading supermarket tabloids, The International Inquirer has just revealed that popular celebs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are actually related. In the May issue of The International Inquirer, an unnamed source...
Read full storyCheryl Cole Shows Off Her New Thigh High Barbed Wire Tattoo To The Norwegians
OSLO, Norway - Cheryl Cole flew up to Norway on a promotional tour for her latest single and video "Parachute." The music video was choreographed by her BFF Derek Hough, who also danced with Chezza in the dance number. The versatile Hough also pla...
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