Peter Andre On Ex-Wife's Mind

Written by Hartley

Friday, 2 April 2010

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Thoughts of Andre are locked in Price's head

Katie Price today lost her temper during a press conference when she was asked by a reporter if she is sure she is completely over her break-up from Peter Andre.

A shocked room of journalists witnessed the outburst as Price showed an uncharacteristic display of emotion, screaming "I've got no comment on this - I'm sick of everyone saying all I talk about is Pete! I don't talk about him!! I am well and truly over him!!!"

Gripping the edge of the podium, and with a bright green glow appearing from behind her false eyelashes, she continued, "I have no interest in what Pete did with that dirty slapper Baddy Form, or what he's up to with that f*n Katona bitch. I saw the pictures of Pete and that Katona together and I was not in the slightest bit jealous. I did rip up the magazine and scream a lot, but only to prove to Pete...I mean Alex, that I'm over Pete..I mean Alex...err no, I was right first time, Pete - I AM OVER PETE."

She then stomped off the stage shouting "Come on Pete I wanna go thong shopping." Her cage-fighting cross-dressing second husband duly followed ten paces behind her in a pink vest top with the words This One's Called Alex embalzoned on the front.

The ghost in Price's house revealed, "She's planning on changing that muppet's name to Peter Andre by deed poll to stop this happening again."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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