Hollywood Star Stable In Holby General Hospital

Funny story: Hollywood Star Stable In Holby General Hospital

The veteran Hollywood actor, Simian Bogus was said to be stable in the Intensive Care Unit at the fictional BBC hospital where Charlie Fairhead used to ply his trade. Bogus, 119, a Rwandan national was admitted with a lung infection late last nigh...

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Chimp Denies Being Terrorist: Says Waterboarding Most Fun He's Had With Pants On

Funny story: Chimp Denies Being Terrorist: Says Waterboarding Most Fun He's Had With Pants On

Jihadi, the simian expatriot from the Orangutan Rehab Center in Sumatra, who was captured while attempting to board a flight from Honolulu to LAX a couple of weeks ago, is now a detainee in the GITMO facility constructed to incarcerate Muslim terrori...

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Robin Hood and Peter Pan both queer as a nine bob note

Funny story: Robin Hood and Peter Pan both queer as a nine bob note

It's true. Peter Pan and Robin Hood were as queer as a nine bob note. When you think about it, the tights were a real give away, plus Robin Hood hung around with a number of other guys who wore tights, and were also gay, except for Friar Tuck and...

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Katie Price To Sell 'Haunted' Mansion - Bidding War Expected Between Kylie Minogue And Bono Out Of U2

Funny story: Katie Price To Sell 'Haunted' Mansion - Bidding War Expected Between Kylie Minogue And Bono Out Of U2

Although we can't confirm it just yet, we are assured on good authority that Katie Price is to put the house which she shared with Aussie waster Peter Andre on the market. Because it's haunted. Or as the lady herself describes it: "orntid."...

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Katy Perry: I Would So Totally Do a Prep-H Commercial

Funny story: Katy Perry: I Would So Totally Do a Prep-H Commercial

In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, Kay Perry was asked how she felt about going on national television and admitting to millions that she suffers from acne in a commercial she shot for Proactiv Acne Solution. "When they first asked...

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Sarah Harding To Have Mutt's Nuts Lopped Off

Funny story: Sarah Harding To Have Mutt's Nuts Lopped Off

Girls Aloud bikini-babe Sarah Harding almost made it as a satirical news target today, as news broke that she was going to have the bollocks lopped off her pet French Bulldog, Claude - who will undoubtedly feel well clawed by the time the vet has don...

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Gordon Brown in Energy Policy U-Turn!

Funny story: Gordon Brown in Energy Policy U-Turn!

Gordon Brown went live on Sky News this evening to announce that the next NuLabour administration will ban Giant windmills. Plans are hastily being drawn up to replace Britain's present nuclear power stations with Diesel powered ones to ensure tha...

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The Spoof itself has been spoofed or nobbled

Funny story: The Spoof itself has been spoofed or nobbled

One of The Spoof's writers today had a story published which was about Susan Boyle's new home. In a record period of about 2 hours - give or take a minute or 2 - this story racked up an amazing 144 views without even getting 'one star'. The vie...

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Ashley Greene: Maybe Kristen Stewart Should Drop Out Of Twilight

Funny story: Ashley Greene: Maybe Kristen Stewart Should Drop Out Of Twilight

With a huge hit on their hands, why would Ashley Greene even suggest that Kristen should drop out of her role as Bella Swan in it? "Because she's back to calling herself 'Bella' again", Ashley told 'Hollywood Blue'. This happened a little over...

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Thai Police Adopt A Monkey

Funny story: Thai Police Adopt A Monkey

Police in the southern Thai province of Yala have adopted a pig-faced macaque monkey named Apetrees in an attempt to improve relations with the predominantly Muslim - and invariably upset about something or other - public. Police Chief Hitmay Wiv...

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Regis Philbin Wants Cat Deely To Replace Kelly Ripa

Funny story: Regis Philbin Wants Cat Deely To Replace Kelly Ripa

NEW YORK CITY - The male star of Live With Regis and Kelly, wants Cat Deely to replace Kelly Ripa. Regis Philbin remarked that he has never felt more at ease as he did when Deely filled in for Kelly. Philbin said that Cat is a natural and if he ha...

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Colored Kid From Mid Major College Living Dream of Playing in Final Four

INDIANAPOLIS - Gordon Hayward, a forward for the Butler University Bulldogs, will be playing in the school's first ever final four this weekend, something that, from the color of his skin, you would have never thought possible. A total reclamatio...

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Tiger Woods First GolfGate 'Scorecard Cutey' Scores $10 Million!

Funny story: Tiger Woods First GolfGate 'Scorecard Cutey' Scores $10 Million!

ORLANDO - It took her over four months but Rachel Uchitel, aka Rich Rich Rich Rachel has just 'earned' $10 million from Eldrick Tont Woods because she promised not to do a "Show and Tell and Tell All." Yes, in four short months Rachel went from be...

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Canadians glad to be rid of Crazed Torontonian

Funny story: Canadians glad to be rid of Crazed Torontonian

Canadians, having read the Spoof article about one of their nationals running for the border, to enter America, breathed a joint sigh of relief. They can't wait to be rid of this crazed Subo lunatic. Many are planning to be at the border to cheer...

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David Letterman devours Jamie Oliver and Ricky Gervais comes to the rescue!

Funny story: David Letterman devours Jamie Oliver and Ricky Gervais comes to the rescue!

Jamie Olivers crusade against FAT/OBESE people in the US has been crucified by skinny David Letterman. He called Jamie, "a crazy Brit on a useless mission attempting to achieve the impossible, getting Americans to stop eating giant pizzas, buckets...

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Donald Trump's magic haemorrhoid cream cures Tiger and Jesse's sex addictions

Funny story: Donald Trump's magic haemorrhoid cream cures Tiger and Jesse's sex addictions

Donald Trump revealed today that he has been responsible for saving the marriages of famous celebrities by applying his own brand of haemorrhoid cream, Preparation Trump to his arse. Trump's arse may not be as famous as Trump's hairpiece but the r...

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Jesse James being sued

Funny story: Jesse James being sued

Jesse James is being sued by the family of the REAL Jesse James. They say that Jesse James - Sandra Bullock's estranged husband is giving their famous ancestor a 'bad name'. Family members of the 'outlaw' Jesse James are livid, saying that 'their...

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Whisky a bojo, an East End eyeful with views to cry over

Funny story: Whisky a bojo, an East End eyeful with views to cry over

If you are one of the many having difficulty paying a mortgage, do not read on. Maybe you are unemployed or forced into a job that bores you to tears and are only getting £3.55 an hour for the privilege? Please read no further, this is a health warning. Maybe you enjoy being unemployed in the UK today and live from hand to mouth? Then you shouldn't read on and go find yourself a job instead at the...

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Tiger Woods Denies Using "Potty Talk" With Porn Ho's

Funny story: Tiger Woods Denies Using "Potty Talk" With Porn Ho's

Tiger Woods broke his self-imposed silence regarding his alleged use of "potty talk" during a licentious menage a trois involving two porn stars and himself as reported by Vanity Fair. He also took offense with being described as "nasty" and "dirty"...

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Susan Boyle Gets new home in Blackburn

Funny story: Susan Boyle Gets new home in Blackburn

Susan Boyle has purchased a new humongous house in Blackburn. It's complete with a wheelchair ramp which Subo says she will use as a slide in winter when it gets icy. If snow gets thick enough she is going to use it as a bunny slope and learn how t...

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New cable TV service has 4,863 channels

Funny story: New cable TV service has 4,863 channels

CashCom, the satellite cable provider, announced today a new service that features every channel in the free world -- four thousand eight hundred and sixty three channels. Broadcasts are run 25/7 -- the extra hour makes up for lost time in loc...

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Gordon Brown Supports Obama's Health Care Reform During Flip-Flop Promotion

Funny story: Gordon Brown Supports Obama's Health Care Reform During Flip-Flop Promotion

Dressed in Lady Gaga kilt and carrying his metaphorical bagpipes Gordon Brown spoke to an excited throng of fans, numbering in the tens, during the Butte Spring Footwear Extravaganza. The annual event is sponsored by the American Podiatrist Assoc...

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Cape Fear, NC Doctors Deliver Ghost Baby

Funny story: Cape Fear, NC Doctors Deliver Ghost Baby

Cape Fear, NC - In an attempt to cover up the mistake of two of its resident doctors in performing a C-section on a woman who was neither pregnant nor in labor, a Cape Fear, NC hospital is instead reporting the the pair of doctors delivered a ghost b...

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Jesse James Allegedly following in Tiger's Footprints

Funny story: Jesse James Allegedly following in Tiger's Footprints

Jesse James has allegedly entered rehab - Sandra Bullock's alleged estranged husband has allegedly cheated on her with, allegedly, four other women and has allegedly checked himself into an alleged rehab. centre for alleged treatment for alleged sex...

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Large Hadron Collider Accident Produces 10,000 Atomic Kittens!

Funny story: Large Hadron Collider Accident Produces 10,000 Atomic Kittens!

During another attempt at recreating the 'Big Bang' scientists at the underground facility poked the physics poodle the result being the cloning of Kerry Katona. Before the horror ended over 10,000 of the bi-polar big tittied addicts had spilled over...

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Actor Rip Torn Pleads Not Guilty, Not Quite Recovered

Funny story: Actor Rip Torn Pleads Not Guilty, Not Quite Recovered

Rip Torn has been released from an alcoholic clinic according to ABC News today and pleaded not guilty to charges stemming from his arrest of being totally wasted and having a gun inside a Connecticut Bank. Torn, often seen on TV shows like The Ho...

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Don't Mess With Texas: It's Closed

Funny story: Don't Mess With Texas: It's Closed

Texas is known for a lot of things; cattle, cowboys and being a wide-open state. But because of the economic downturn and a shortfall in the state budget, legislators decided to cut costs by closing for a few days. That's right; Texas is closed.

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Pope Spends Holy Weekend Fending Off Hostile Takeover of Church

Funny story: Pope Spends Holy Weekend Fending Off Hostile Takeover of Church

A large group of German, American and Irish former altar boys, who have become rich by settling their long-standing claims of sexual abuse by members of the Catholic Church clergy, have pooled their money and asked the World Bank to back them in a bi...

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Chloë Moretz shuns skanky Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens and Emma Watson career path

Funny story: Chloë Moretz shuns skanky Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens and Emma Watson career path

Atlanta, Georgia - (Jailbait!): "Gratuitous teenage nudity is so ageing, duh!" the thirteen year-old sensation of Matthew Vaughn's superhero film said today as critics hailed her foul-mouthed, gun-toting Kick Ass performance. "Besides, I have this...

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Peter Andre On Ex-Wife's Mind

Funny story: Peter Andre On Ex-Wife's Mind

Katie Price today lost her temper during a press conference when she was asked by a reporter if she is sure she is completely over her break-up from Peter Andre. A shocked room of journalists witnessed the outburst as Price showed an uncharacteris...

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Gordon Brown and the Popularity Poll

Funny story: Gordon Brown and the Popularity Poll

Gordon Brown unelected Prime Minister of the UK,the man who has the personality of a dead fish and smells like one to was the subject of a test carried out by a market research company. In the research the company asked a hundred people, to take...

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UK rail dispute halted by injunction

Funny story: UK rail dispute halted by injunction

As the increasingly acrimonious dispute between Network Rail and the rail union escalates in the UK it is reported that strike action was halted because of the disappearance of a Signal Box in Aberdeen. The agreement between the two parties is only v...

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ObamaNomics: US Agriculture Growing - Michelle Increases Size of Garden 50%!

Funny story: ObamaNomics: US Agriculture Growing - Michelle Increases Size of Garden 50%!

Despite falling poll numbers and the rise of unemployment and corresponding dissent in the US, President Barry Obama pointed with pride to Michelle's new garden as a sign that the US economy was 'back' and adding hundreds of more 'green jobs!" Ju...

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Republicans Commission New Rock Band Game for People Without Rythym

Funny story: Republicans Commission New Rock Band Game for People Without Rythym

Washington D.C. - The Republican Party has commissioned the makers of Rock Band to come up with an edition that even Republicans can enjoy playing. The new Rock Band Blue Elephants version will feature 8 levels instead of the usual 3 levels Easy,...

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Mone tells Peaches Geldof to Feck Off

Funny story: Mone tells Peaches Geldof to Feck Off

Michelle Mone the moaning boring bra selling bitch has had a bust up with Peaches Geldof in which Mone told Geldof to Feck Off. Geldof had been hired to promote Mone's underwear company Ultimo, and its underwear range but after Mone discovered th...

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iPads hit the street early

Funny story: iPads hit the street early

NYC - A shipment of twelve hundred new Apple iPads fell from a delivery van during rush hour this morning and landed in the middle of West 42nd street near Times Square Packaged for protection the shrink-wrapped shipment bounced once and landed b...

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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight

Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Tweet at Twilight, while lots of other couples have been known to meet at twilight. They both put lots of messages on twitter every evening at twilight and for hours they both post tweet after tweet. Pattins...

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Obama Proposes Legalization of Marijuana/Criminalization of Hemp

Funny story: Obama Proposes Legalization of Marijuana/Criminalization of Hemp

In a surprise reversal of Administration drug policy, President Obama announced at a White House press briefing today that he is proposing legislation to declassify marijuana as a Class I Controlled Substance and make it legal both to possess and gro...

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American Idol: Didi Goes Bye-Bye

Funny story: American Idol: Didi Goes Bye-Bye

HOLLYWOOD - And THIS is American Idol. Ruben Studdard performed. Usher Performed. And so did Diddy Dirt Money. It was amazing that Seacrest and da folks managed to find time to deal with the bottom three. The bottom three this week was comprised o...

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Easter Bunny denies all charges

Funny story: Easter Bunny denies all charges

In a strange turn of events the Easter Bunny, a known Jehovah's Witness, arrested with his brother yesterday on a charge of 'running amock in an Elementary School' has entered a 'not guilty' plea on his own behalf. He has appealed to the court for...

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Jon Gosselin and Sean Penn Sign To Star In The New Sit-Com, "The Little Peckers of Peoria"

Funny story: Jon Gosselin and Sean Penn Sign To Star In The New Sit-Com, "The Little Peckers of Peoria"

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the most under-endowed celebrities in 'show' business, Jon Gosselin and Sean Penn have agreed to star in the Fox Network situation comedy The Little Peckers of Peoria. The sit-com is from the production team of Ryder Bittermelon...

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Poop 'n Pants Meet-up Group Spurs Poop 'n Pants Craze

Funny story: Poop 'n Pants Meet-up Group Spurs Poop 'n Pants Craze

Newark, NJ - A Poop 'n Pants Meet-up Group that staged a simultaneous Poop 'n Pants Party near the greeter station at the local Wal-Mart and has spurred a Poop 'n Pants Craze that's spreading throughout the Northeast. "Since Newark is basically th...

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Katy Perry Shows Off Her Fine Lookin' Stuff In An Itty Bitty Red Bikini

Funny story: Katy Perry Shows Off Her Fine Lookin' Stuff In An Itty Bitty Red Bikini

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Russell Brand and Katy Perry were down in Mexico vacationing in Cabo San Lucas at the luxurious The Whole Enchilada Hotel and Spa. Both were sitting out by the pool and Katy was wearing a tiny red bikini swimsuit that look...

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Sex Rehab Clinic Shortage, Quickie Solutions Offered

Funny story: Sex Rehab Clinic Shortage, Quickie Solutions Offered

Celebrities seeking help with sex addiction issues have put the focus on a major crisis in the U.S. Sadly, there just aren't enough facilities available to tame oversexed folks. Frantic psychiatrists and psychologists involved in this kind of t...

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