Elin Nordegren Flies To Hollywood To Meet With Sandra Bullock

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 12 April 2010


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The famous #3 iron club that Nordegren used on Tiger's Cadillac Escalade SUV.

ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren, the wife of Tiger "Dick With Feet" Woods boarded a private helicopter in Orlando and flew to Hollywood.

Nordegren will reportedly meet with Sandra Bullock in Bullock's Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Vrrroom Vrrroom.

According to Bullock's hair stylist FuFu LaChance the two women have been texting and emailing each other for the past two weeks. Elin wants to ask Sandra about her award winning Texas Enchiladas a la Maracas recipe.

And Bullock wants to talk to Nordegren about giving her Swedish accent lessons which will come in handy when Bullock stars as Swedish sheepherder Inger Duboossen in the Warner Brothers movie, There's A Storm A-Coming, Let's Get The Flock Out of Here.

FuFu whose clients include Lisa Marie Presley, Lindsay Lohan, Hugo Chavez, Adam Lambert, and Kobe Bryant said that Bullock invited Nordegren to visit so that the two can also compare notes on their skirt chasing, crotch cookie catching, miserable excuses for a husband.

LaChance said that Sandra confided in him that Jesse's real first name is Reginald. She also noted that Jesse is a bedwetter, and he likes to wear Sandra's sandals while he smokes Virginia Slims cigarettes in the backyard gazebo.

Bullock also confessed to FuFu that Jesse has a tattoo of Vice-President Joe Biden on his scrotum. When she was asked why, she replied because Jesse is a closet Democrat and he thinks that Biden hung the moon.

Meanwhile Elin Nordegren wants to discuss with Bullock about the possibility of Sandra starring as her in a movie that MGM is currently proposing.

Executives for MGM want Denzel Washington to play Tiger Woods, Sandra Bullock to play Elin Nordegren, Johnny Depp to play Jesse James, Halle Berry to play Condoleezza Rice, and Ellen DeGeneres to play herself, Ellen DeGeneres.

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