Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

image for George Lopez and Sandra Bullock Spotted At An L.A. Guacamole Dip Diner Dipping Their Chips
The condiments bar of The Guacamole Dip Diner located in La Habra.

LOS ANGELES - George Lopez, who recently starred in the illegal immigrant reality show, Run Paco Run, was seen at a local Guacamole Dip Diner dipping tortilla chips with Sandra Bullock, estranged wife of Jesse "TattoBalls" James.

Lopez said that he has always had the utmost respect and admiration for Bullock whom he affectionately refers to as "Little Nuggets" in reference to her flat chestedness.

George has pointed out that he has encouraged Sandra on several occasions to go in for breast enhancement surgery. But he adds that she has told him that she is allergic to silicone.

He then suggested that she could go for the new state-of-the-art silicone replacement material which is a type of Hamburger Helper but for hooters and is known by its non-generic name as Hooters Helper.

Bullock has stated to her close friends that even if she had, had some Pamela Anderson type tits she still feels that her husband, Jesse "The Effen SOB" James would have still strayed.

Sandra says that the reason that she feels that way is simply because as she so accurately put it "The white trash, friggin Nazi bratwurst sucking piece of dragon dung is addicted to skanky women with vulgar looking tattoos period."

In motion picture news. Antonio Banderas and Katherine Zeta-Jones have both agreed to star in 'Zorro 4 - The Curse of The Chupacabra Pinata.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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