Katie Price dumps Alex Reid; Goes to France and has Virginity Restored

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Sunday, 25 April 2010

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Katie Price wasted no time after dumping her husband and visited the Hymen Institute in Paris where she had a cherry installed. Knowing that she is Katie Price and can do whatever she wants we still asked her why such an action was needed since every one knows the who what where and position of her sex life since day one.

"It's all about the dating scene. Women today have to play the stupid you less one game where you find out how many women the man has been with than lie to him by saying you screwed one less. I mean that is for the ones you are serious with. Now when they ask I can tell them I'm a virgin and it is conversation closed."

After the important question we felt compelled to find out why she gave up on her marriage to Alex Reid who is best known for, well, for pretty much being married to Katie Price.

"You're kidding right?" Was her response.

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