The San Francisco chapter of North American Man/Boy Love Association or as it's more commonly known, NAMBLA, held it's first gay pride parade this weekend to coincide with Boy Scout week.
Thousands of little boy loving deviants donned their sanctioned white robes in a grand, blissful, and fellow boy-loving moment.
Lead by the Grand Cornholer, Corky Steele, thousands marched and displayed their 'love little boys' signs as a source of pride, as stunned onlookers scratched their heads in bewilderment. Even seasoned Hell's Angels looked wide-eyed as the parade passed in a seemingly endless wave of white robes and beaming smiles.
The parade ended with a celebration in front of a burning relica of Col. Saunders, the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken. There were plenty of perplexed looks as the Colonel was devoured in flames. Questions were asked about why the Colonel was chosen and set ablaze.
One hooded member named Mr. Faggo remarked, "The Colonel is considered by many here a symbol of greed and grease and we tender neither!"
No one knew what that meant.
City streets were deserted as the usual weekend play activities of little boys was suspended and thousands took off running once the parade started.
