Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Appeal For Fans To Stop Reading Bogus Internet Stories

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Thursday, 1 April 2010

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Robert Pattinson and sweetheart Kristen Stewart today issued an impassioned appeal to their fans to stop logging on to and reading the utter shite which is published all over the net about them.

Speaking for the couple, Chester, a kids' TV show puppet appealed to fans:

"Please don't read this shite. It's all lies, and it has nothing whatsoever to do with us. There are some really shitty writers out there right now, like that Skoob creep for one, who just toss our names into a headline, then spout crap for a couple of paragraphs, and that's it.

"We have no control over this shit. And we strongly urge our fans not to read it. Especially Skoob's garbage. We visited that guy once and he was a real asshole."

More as we get it.

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