Special Darts for Left Handed Dart Players

Written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 1 April 2010

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Left Handed Darts for all lefties

New Darts have been created for left handed dart players which may give them an advantage over right handed players it has been announced today.

LH Darts of Portsmouth, have developed new darts after years of research, and now left handed players are raving about them.

We spoke to Mark Webster known as Webby,a left handed professional darts player who won the 2008 BDO World Darts Championship. Mark said "I have been using these new darts for only a week now and I am scoring more 180s than ever before and my percentage of hitting doubles has improved significantly".

After speaking to Mark we asked him for his autograph just before he left,so we gave him a left handed pen to sign our Dartboard.

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