Robert Pattinson Will Use Stand-In In Next Twilight Movie

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Friday, 30 April 2010

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Horst Pecard Only Other Big Role Was Doubling For 'Secretariat'

It was revealed this morning that there will be a body double for Robert Pattinson during the next Twilight movie that will be a little more adult oriented.

Famed character actor, Horst Pecard, will be featured in the Pattinson role during a couple of steamy scenes with co-star Kristen Stewart.

Horst Pecard will be substituted for close-ups and the movie people want it revealed before anyone thinks that Robert Pattinson has the body for the role played by Horst, although Pattinson himself had wanted to keep it quiet.

Horst Pecard, star of over 10,000 "Home" movies featured at many a bachelor party during the past twenty years says that he doesn't think the few seconds of film will reveal the difference in his and Pattinson's age.

"I'll receive more money for these two shots than half of all my "Home" movies combined", Horst.

When asked, Robert Pattinson says that he hopes that the short shots with Kristen Stewart will not endanger their relationship.

"I just hope she isn't disappointed later on", stated Pattinson when asked.

"In Horst Pecard?", we asked.

"NO! IN MINE! I mean, in me."

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