Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas Reveal Intimate Secrets

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 24 April 2010

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Selena Gomez staring out at the Pacific Ocean while fantasizing about Nick Jonas.

LOS ANGELES - Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas were recently spotted at a local Senor Taco Gordo Mexican Restaurant sharing an order of El Grande Burritos.

The two 17-year-olds were asked if they were still an item. Nick smiled and said that he has always been very fond of Selena's big smile, her cute little bottom, and her perky (blanks).

Selena replied by saying that she has always admired Nick's great, big, Texas-sized smile. Both agree that they also enjoy each others music, jokes, and lips.

Nick said that his favorite Gomez song is "Hey Boy Doncha Be Lookin' At It Like You Want Ta Jump On It."

And Selena said that her favorite Jonas Brothers song is "Hey Girl You're So Cool I'll Kiss You All The Way To School."

Selena was asked to name something intimate about Nick. She paused for a moment and replied by saying that just the other day Nick told her that he had nicknamed his winky, "Tiger" after Tiger Woods.

Nick was asked to reveal something intimate about Selena. He smiled and grinned and remarked that he loves the way that Selena lets him lay his head on her lap and then play kissy kissy face non-stop for up to 45 minutes.

Both Selena and Nick have become filthy rich due to the fact that their teenage fans have moms and dads who make a lot of money and who can afford the $185 concert tickets, $49 posters, and $179 designer tennis shoes.

Selena added that she will also soon be marketing her own line of Selena Gomez See Through Bras.

In other news. Paula Abdul recently admitted that she really misses appearing on American Idol and the way Simon Cowell used to reach underneath the judges' table and fondle her thighs.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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