Written by schama

Monday, 12 April 2010

Busty Glamour-model, Jordan, has sensationally announced she is divorcing hubby, Alex Reid. Jordan, real-name Katie Price, 31, wed the cage-fighter late last year, but has revealed to me that the relationship has hit the skids.

Price claims Reid is noisy and obnoxious, and branded him "fame-hungry," in a rant at our reporter. She slammed Reid, and went on to reveal her new plans.

Teen heartthrob, Bieber, who at his tender age has already collaborated with the likes of Usher and Ludacris, is to marry Price, tomorrow!

Bieber had this to say "When you fall in love, you can't do things quickly enough, and marrying Kay (Price), is the first step in our love story."

Price told me that the pair first met at London hotspot, Mahiki, and immediately hit it off. A series of low-profile dates followed, with the snaps kept secret to the world, barring the lucrative deal which saw "Hello!" publish them in last month's issue.

Now the love-struck couple have decided to marry, in Vegas, where Bieber claims is like "a second home to him."

Good luck to the couple!

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