Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Grand National

Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 10 April 2010

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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been sent Grand National tips for today's race from thousands of people.

Pattinson who is currently in London filming the Movie BEL AMI, has not decided who he will be backing in the Grand National, but in the two races before will be taking WON IN THE DARK, Aintree 2.50, and FROM DAWN TO DUSK, Aintree 3.25 the race before the Grand National.

Kristen meanwhile has been advised to bet RIDE A WHITE SWAN, in the Wolverhampton 6.30pm, a horse that has already won over this course and distance, but she is believed to be going to bet BIG FELLA THANKS in the Grand National.

NEWSFLASH!!!! FROM DAWN TO DUSK WINS AT 12-1

RIDE A WHITE SWAN WINS AT 9-2

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