Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 23 April 2010

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Robert Pattinson wants to know what is over the Rainbow after he saw a Rainbow, in the Sky, on the same day he heard that Robert Downey Jnr, is to get the part of the Wizard of Oz, in a new Wizard of Oz, Movie, that's to be made.

Pattinson said yesterday "I would have liked the part of the Wizard of Oz, but you can't win them all. I would still like to know what is over the Rainbow though. At the end of a Rainbow there is a pot of gold but I have never heard anybody say they found it."

A Rainbow is a phenomena that causes a Spectrum of light to appear in the sky, when the sun shines, through droplets of moisture or rain, in the Earth's atmosphere. A Rainbow spans a continuous Spectrum of Colours red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Rob Pattinson

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