NY,NY/ Media News Watch - Recently appointed Minister of Media Madness Czar (MMC), Al Franken, the 'Tasteless Troll', formerly of Saturday Night Life, and previously a winner of a disputed senatorial election corrupted by ACORN in Minnesota, placed a GAG ORDER on Fox News.
Franken, proven ineffectual in his Senatorial Position, ranking just 1 percentage point above Raymond Burris, the Blago legacy, was moved into the MMC role to combat what the White House saw was 'seriously accurate news reporting and fact finding reflecting poorly on this administration', according to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.
Gibbs simultaneously announced the release of his new book dealing with politics inside the Beltway entitled "F**** Em if they can't take a Joke" or as the fly leaf suggests, ' a startling look inside the administration that considers American Policy a 'joke', and 'criticism' not worthy of Prime Time."
CNN, The Clinton News Network, heartedly concurred in their lead 'News Story" Said their lead anchor, "It's about time that Fox got on the Team in supporting our President. Their continued investigative reporting on the minor flaws of Al Gore's Global Warming, their unwarranted attacks on ACORN, their attempts to prosecute sitting Congressman who are confused by our Tax Laws, and the occasional waste caused by Democrats' well meaning earmarks are not conducive to the President's aims of leveling the playing field on the World's Political & Economical Stage!"
CNN, in an effort at serious journalism, had recently 'fact checked' a Saturday Night Live skit, said to be less than flattering to President Obama, citing his 9 months of Presidential Failure as leader of the Free World.
As one of "Barry's favorite news sources", CNN, along with NBC and ABC, had pointedly ignored a growing ACORN corruption scandal, the continued abuse of financial reporting and self dealing of 40 year congressman Charles Wrangle (sic), the subsidizing of the John Murtha Regional Airport supported by Tax Payers, and the appointment of a host of radical left wing Czars who couldn't have passed a simple background check.
Reaction to the GAG ORDER from Fox News was immediate. Major Garrett, White House News Correspondent, was seen retching uncontrollably on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial.
The Anchor Desks at 'The Factor', 'Fox and Friends', Neil Cavuto's Business Hour, and even Greta Van Susteran, were eerily vacant as the Network said all of their investigative journalists and talk show hosts were impacted and 'upset' by the latest Obama Administration 'Fatwa'.
Said reporter Abel Rodriquez, reporting for the Tijuana Tribune, "The results of this executive order were certainly 'vomitious'; it was predicted and expected. The reality is real reporters around the globe are being forced to eat 'shit' and call it 'pudding'!
International News Fact Checking Bureau "The Truth", located in Yorkshire, said, "The Spoof.com has not been affected by this odious intrusion into fair reporting of the facts, and independent writers continue to spew 'vomiticious' (sic) real life happenings to a grateful public!"
Other international notes: French President Sarkozy appoints his unborn child to be Minister of Defense, Skoob1999 reveals David Cameron's Source of Hidden Wealth, Cherie Blair buys yet another House and Gordon Brown sells the Channel Tunnel to Syria as part of the trade 'to be named later' in the Oil for Terrorist Debacle. Brown is said to be glad he dumped the continent connecting tunnel, which he likened to 'a ravenous, leaking French C**** sucking the life out of Britain!"