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Wednesday, 14 October 2009

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Kerry's onto Ecuador's Chevron scam

New York - (Hook, Line & Sinker): She once named Archbishop Desmond Tutu, Elie Weasel (sic), the Dalai Lama and Nelson Mandela as her all-time heroes.

The following week they were all nearly bankrupted following the collapse of Wall Street guru Bernard Madoff's ponzi scam hedge fund.

And now this previous Kennedy clan understudy is emerging from her chrysalis as top contender for the title of Kennedy family wackjob par excellence.

Since the August death of Senator Ted the tribe's Kerry Kennedy Cuomo, 50, has been prowling for a cause to sink her beautifully veneered pearl-white fangs into.

Last week the CIA played a blinder and threw Kerry the juciest baited hook a gal of substance could ever want: Chevron Oil corruption in Equador!

Never mind that the entire oil industry knows it's a KGB/Mossad stitch-up.

Never mind that the FBI is days from pouncing on members of the Bush family who orchestrated the cover-up.

Kerry Kennedy is above all that!

And this is a career best opportunity to nail her colors to the mast of the Global Piss Process.

Expect a Nobel Peace Prize 2010 at the very least.

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