The new low-budget movie is anything but low on the chill bumps as a couple filming their own life story take on something without a natural life or that's the way it seems.
This movie, which has paid only $500,000 plus a percentage of the intake to the actors, extras and people reviewing the show like myself, came in number four with over nine million dollars in income, while only being shown in a few theaters.
If your friends have not seen it, don't give anything away. Allow them to experience their own waves of horror during the after midnight showings.
This reviewer actually shit my pants during one scene when the people on each side of me made me leave and I was too glued to my chair to obey. However, a couple of hired hands assisted me and once on the street after midnight, the horrors really hit home and so did I.
After a quick change, I returned to the theater and there were people on their knees peeking over the back of the seat in front of them ...or at least they were down there doing something.
So even though I missed the middle of the film, I'm now glad that I did because the ending will cause the hair on your privates to stand on end!
Much scarier than the earlier low-budget and non-paying reviewer classic, "The Witch Thingy" be sure to catch this remarkable film this weekend if it's in your area.
You might consider wearing a big diaper if you frighten easy. Or, avoid eating at 11PM at Taco Bell...especially the refried beans, which I love so.
(Actually no one paid me for this interview. I just needed an excuse for overdoing the refried beans after my friends tried to warn me.)