Funny story - Physicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks

Physicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks

Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, says he's found the next ground breaking theory in physics. He claims he has found evidence disproving the law of conservation of mass with socks. The law of conservation of mass...

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Funny story - Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Scientists, today, announced they believe they have solved the longest standing problem in human history. Unsure why they never thought of this before, they reticently admitted that the idea of something so undetectable and frankly impossible as Dark...

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Funny story - Man Has Funniest Spoof Idea Ever As He's Falling Asleep, Then Forgets It. F@@k!!

Man Has Funniest Spoof Idea Ever As He's Falling Asleep, Then Forgets It. F@@k!!

My Bedroom, Early This Morning - A man who occasionally writes spoofs for TheSpoof.com had an utterly brilliant story idea as he was falling asleep last night; told himself that it was so funny that he didn't need to write it down, and then completel…

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Funny story - Man Discovers Time Travel and Finds It Isn't What He Expected

Man Discovers Time Travel and Finds It Isn't What He Expected

A man has unexpectedly and unwittingly discovered how to travel through time. Joachim Arschloch, who lives with his ageing mother in the small Austrian town of Schweinwank on the River Danube, has recounted how he made his discovery to The Spoof's...

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Funny story - Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Smoking really isn’t that bad for you and cigarettes may even extend lifespan in certain situations was the big takeaway from a study recently published in the prestigious Personal Choice Journal. The comprehensive study conducted by the Personal...

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Funny story - Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

A science teacher at a school has said that he gave permission to one of his students to undertake the extraordinarily dangerous challenge of eating a Mentos mint and then quoffing a bottle of Coca Cola, "for the benefit of the other students", and "...

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Funny story - CERN announces discovery of Satan particle

CERN announces discovery of Satan particle

Scientists at CERN today announced that they had discovered the Satan particle, which has the same mass and spin as the God particle, but opposite charge. When a God particle and a Satan particle collide, the two annihilate each other and energy is r...

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Funny story - Trump Reveals That If He Loses Election, He Plans to Transform Into Super-Villain and Wreak Havoc on the U.S.

Trump Reveals That If He Loses Election, He Plans to Transform Into Super-Villain and Wreak Havoc on the U.S.

Science City, USA Donald Trump revealed, while visiting a science museum, that while he doesn't believe in a lot of Science things like Global Warming and Evolution and Gravity, he has hired some Science folk to create a super-suit for him. He though...

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Funny story - Suit Would Force F.D.A. to Deregulate Added Salt

Suit Would Force F.D.A. to Deregulate Added Salt

WASHINGTON, Feb. 24 - The Center for Science in the Public Interest filed a lawsuit on Thursday in the United States Court of Appeals here to force the Food and Drug Administration to deregulate sodium in processed foods. "Increasing the sodium co...

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Funny story - Spoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer

Spoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer

Even since I attempted to write satire on The Spoof! I realize how little I know about the art. For example there is a presentation here where, in a seemingly straightforward manner, Senator Rand Paul is quoted as stating that President Obama has "feed a bunch of lies to the public "about climate change. The spoofist then goes on to present false and misleading "evidence" that the Senator is...

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Funny story - Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism

Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism

Work carried out by scientists at CERN and published in this month's Nature Journal detail the surprise results of the experiment. Prof Brian Cox (not the leading scientist on the experiment but the only one lay people know) explains the findings, wh...

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Funny story - Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax

Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax

Monowi, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Donald Trump, at a question and answer session, expressed his views on Science. "Science is a big hoax perpetrated by Hillary and the Democratic Party to hoodwink the American people into believing in glob...

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Funny story - Scientists Determine that Upwards of 96 Percent of Human Body Mass is Dark Matter and Dark Energy

Scientists Determine that Upwards of 96 Percent of Human Body Mass is Dark Matter and Dark Energy

Gravitational astrophysicists have long-since determined that Dark Energy and Dark Matter must account for over 96% of the mass of the universe, or else their pet theory would fall flat on its face. Pioneering physiologists are now beginning to c...

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Funny story - Parallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At

Parallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At

A newly published report by Dr. Beatrice Bender, Director of the New Center for Science, dismisses parallel universes as a waste of time; according to Dr. Bender, the perpendicular universe is where it's at. Announced Dr. Bender, "People want scie...

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Funny story - Missing Element found

Missing Element found

An Element, believed to be missing from the Periodic Table has been found, in a pub in Yorkshire.

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Funny story - Modern Physics is Simply Made Up

Modern Physics is Simply Made Up

Almost all of modern physics is simply wrong says a new UK government report written by top academics. They argue that about a hundred years ago physics took a wrong turn and has consequently had to invent more and more bizarre theories to keep the s...

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Funny story - Pupfish evolving into Pupfish at 'explosive' rate!

Pupfish evolving into Pupfish at 'explosive' rate!

The science world is reeling from the shock announcement that Pupfish, are evolving into Pupfish! "Most of the species look the same and they act the same, eating detritus and algae off rocks," UC Davis researcher Chip Martin said. However, Mar...

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Funny story - In New Study Harvard University Finds Vaping Causes Loneliness

In New Study Harvard University Finds Vaping Causes Loneliness

Vaping is the act of inhaling and exhaling an aerosol, often referred to as vapor, which is produced by an e-cigarette or similar device. Aerosol, often mistaken for water vapor, actually consists of fine particles. Many of these particles contain va...

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Funny story - Dark matter is out, sticky matter is in

Dark matter is out, sticky matter is in

In theoretical physics and cosmological circles there has been a good mannered debate raging for several decades over what is holding all the matter in galaxies together. "It's quite simple," said Brian Cox, presenter of The Sky At Night. "When we...

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Funny story - Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis

Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis

Throughout the ages, great breakthroughs have often resulted from a lucky interface between unconnected fields of research. It seems that just such a coincidence may be close to explaining the current economic poo pile that we find ourselves living i...

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