Funny story: Climate Change Deniers Join Forces with 9/11 Truth Deniers to Empower People to Think Beyond Science

Climate Change Deniers Join Forces with 9/11 Truth Deniers to Empower People to Think Beyond Science

In what many have called the age of movements, two seemingly disparate groups, climate change deniers and 9/11 truth deniers, have united to further their shared aim of empowering citizens to think beyond  the limits of science and promulgate their o...

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Funny story: Man Says There's No Scientific Basis Behind 'She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not'

Man Says There's No Scientific Basis Behind 'She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not'

A man who knows about stuff like this, has said there is absolutely no scientific basis whatsoever behind the ages-old petal-pulling decision-making theory of "She loves me, she loves me not..." The practice of pulling individual petals from a...

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Funny story: Black Hole Is Exactly As It Was Expected To Be

Black Hole Is Exactly As It Was Expected To Be

The very first real images of a black hole taken by the Event Horizon Telescope last week, seem to confirm that black holes are very much the sort of thing scientists had expected them to be - holes that are black. It was already known that black...

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Funny story: Man Sets Out To Answer 'Chicken Or Egg?' Mystery

Man Sets Out To Answer 'Chicken Or Egg?' Mystery

A man interested in science has set out to solve the ages-old scientific mystery of which came first - the chicken or the egg. Brian Juggins was under the impression that, as chickens emerge from eggs, it would have been impossible for one of the...

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Funny story: Black Holes: Potential For Environmental Waste Disposal 'Enormous', Claims Man

Black Holes: Potential For Environmental Waste Disposal 'Enormous', Claims Man

A man with a periphary interest in science has outlined what he says are potentially planet-saving proposals for dealing with the Earth's problems regarding the safe disposal of environmental waste. Moys Kenwood, 55, says that black holes hold the...

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Funny story: Cheese Discovered On Mouse's Whiskers

Cheese Discovered On Mouse's Whiskers

Animal lovers were celebrating this morning after scientists in an animal testing laboratory in Buckinghamshire revealed that they had found cheese on the whiskers of a mouse. Dr Andrew Glockenspiel, who works at the laboratory in Chesham, near Ay...

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Funny story: Neural Implant that Could Translate Brain Activity in Stupid People

Neural Implant that Could Translate Brain Activity in Stupid People

Most humble, open-minded people can not only communicate with well-structured sentences, but also with gestures such as subtle eye movements. Then, there are those individuals who are arrogant and stupid-ass. They can't read any subtle gestures, l...

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Funny story: Physicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks

Physicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks

Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, says he's found the next ground breaking theory in physics. He claims he has found evidence disproving the law of conservation of mass with socks. The law of conservation of mass...

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Funny story: Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Smoking really isn’t that bad for you and cigarettes may even extend lifespan in certain situations was the big takeaway from a study recently published in the prestigious Personal Choice Journal. The comprehensive study conducted by the Personal...

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Funny story: Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

A recent study completed by an expert panel on climate changes and global warming has concluded that the number of days the sun shines on a dog's ass declining every year. It is projected that by the year 2014 a dog's ass will feel the heat from...

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Funny story: New Study Shows that Everything Happens for No Reason Whatsoever

New Study Shows that Everything Happens for No Reason Whatsoever

A new study conducted by the Quantum Institute of Life Theory strongly suggests that contrary to the feel-good mantra that everything happens for a (presumably divine) reason, in actual fact everything happens for no reason whatsoever. “It’s a lit...

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Funny story: Quantum Mechanics Book Left Man Stumped

Quantum Mechanics Book Left Man Stumped

A text book about Quantum Mechanics that one man pulled off a library shelf because he'd always fancied learning about what Quantum Mechanics really were, probably made him wish he hadn't bothered when he discovered that the subject was rather too ba...

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Funny story: Humanity Will Outlive Insects by at Least a Month, Claims Optimistic Report

Humanity Will Outlive Insects by at Least a Month, Claims Optimistic Report

The world is still recovering from a shock caused by the latest scientific report claiming that all insects may be extinct by the end of the century, which will result in a collapse of the planetary ecosystem. In an effort to plant a seed of opti...

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Funny story: New Study Casts Doubt on Science of the Stars

New Study Casts Doubt on Science of the Stars

A new study just released by the Institute of Actual Science casts doubt on the validity of the age-old practice of astrology, which seeks to divine information about human character and affairs from the movements and relative positions of celestial...

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Funny story: Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Scientists, today, announced they believe they have solved the longest standing problem in human history. Unsure why they never thought of this before, they reticently admitted that the idea of something so undetectable and frankly impossible as Dark...

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Funny story: Advanced Life is Billions of Light Years Ahead of Man

Advanced Life is Billions of Light Years Ahead of Man

SCIENCE NEWS - NASA scientist, Joseph Goebbels, explains how extraterrestrial life would exist. "They are referred to as alien life, sentient or relatively complex, but they are actually 'an awareness of the self' created by the universe," says...

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Funny story: Scientists Link Youtube Political Propaganda Videos to 5 Point Drop in Average IQ of Americans

Scientists Link Youtube Political Propaganda Videos to 5 Point Drop in Average IQ of Americans

Atlanta - Scientists studying an apparent 5-point drop in the average IQ of adults in the United States, have established a connection between the fall in test results and the online and television viewing habits of those subjects. The research...

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Funny story: Trump Says He Will Sue Science

Trump Says He Will Sue Science

Buford, WY From the campaign trail, Donald Trump lambasted Science as the harbinger of evil to the world. "Global Warming, Illegal E-mail Servers, Illegal Immigration, it's all Science's fault!" said Trump. Afterward, a reporter asked Trump ho...

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Funny story: Sales of Bullshit detectors fall

Sales of Bullshit detectors fall

Businesses have revealed a dramatic fall in the sale of Bullshit detectors over the past decade. Professor Smidgen from the Institute of fictional studies said: 'With the prevalence of social media, an idiot for a President, and the things your gr...

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Funny story: Atlanta Preacher Speaks Out Against Artificial and Natural Intelligence

Atlanta Preacher Speaks Out Against Artificial and Natural Intelligence

Dr. Ethan Holliston, pastor of the Blind Faith Baptist Church in Atlanta, Georgia, recently spoke out against artificial and natural intelligence, both of which he says threaten the very fabric of our modern-day society. "Did you know these AI rob...

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