Funny story - Physicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks

Physicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks

Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, says he's found the next ground breaking theory in physics. He claims he has found evidence disproving the law of conservation of mass with socks. The law of conservation of mass...

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Funny story - Man Has Funniest Spoof Idea Ever As He's Falling Asleep, Then Forgets It. F@@k!!

Man Has Funniest Spoof Idea Ever As He's Falling Asleep, Then Forgets It. F@@k!!

My Bedroom, Early This Morning - A man who occasionally writes spoofs for TheSpoof.com had an utterly brilliant story idea as he was falling asleep last night; told himself that it was so funny that he didn't need to write it down, and then completel…

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Funny story - Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)

A recent study completed by an expert panel on climate changes and global warming has concluded that the number of days the sun shines on a dog's ass declining every year. It is projected that by the year 2014 a dog's ass will feel the heat from...

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Funny story - Galapagos Islands Turtle Tests Positive For Coronavirus

Galapagos Islands Turtle Tests Positive For Coronavirus

A pair of marinebiologists carrying out new research in the Galapagos Islands have said that, in a development that can scarcely be believed, a giant turtle has tested positive for the Coronavirus. The turtle, which is thought to be almost 200 yea...

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Funny story - Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg

Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg

Eyebrows were raised in Davos last night, when news emerged that US President Donald Trump had invited environmental campaigner and activist, Greta Thunberg, out for dinner. The two had earlier clashed on a number of issues, regarding the lack of...

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Funny story - Box Set Britain’s got Box Set Stress - can ‘The Science’ help?

Box Set Britain’s got Box Set Stress - can ‘The Science’ help?

MP’s concerned about box set bingeing are considering a ‘Box Set Bank Holiday’ so people can catch up. Is ‘Box Set Stress’ a real thing, or is it just an excuse to slob around the house all day? Brenda O’Lox who runs a Box Set Stress support group…

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Funny story - Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma

Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma

Satellite images from the Austin Allegro British space programme have confirmed what experts have always believed about the Sun: that it is a big, ever-so-hot, blazing ball of orange plasma that is raging away to its core, and lighting up the entire...

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Funny story - Man Discovers Time Travel and Finds It Isn't What He Expected

Man Discovers Time Travel and Finds It Isn't What He Expected

A man has unexpectedly and unwittingly discovered how to travel through time. Joachim Arschloch, who lives with his ageing mother in the small Austrian town of Schweinwank on the River Danube, has recounted how he made his discovery to The Spoof's...

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Funny story - New Study Casts Doubt on Science of the Stars

New Study Casts Doubt on Science of the Stars

A new study just released by the Institute of Actual Science casts doubt on the validity of the age-old practice of astrology, which seeks to divine information about human character and affairs from the movements and relative positions of celestial...

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Funny story - Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Scientists, today, announced they believe they have solved the longest standing problem in human history. Unsure why they never thought of this before, they reticently admitted that the idea of something so undetectable and frankly impossible as Dark...

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Funny story - Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Smoking really isn’t that bad for you and cigarettes may even extend lifespan in certain situations was the big takeaway from a study recently published in the prestigious Personal Choice Journal. The comprehensive study conducted by the Personal...

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Funny story - Neural Implant that Could Translate Brain Activity in Stupid People

Neural Implant that Could Translate Brain Activity in Stupid People

Most humble, open-minded people can not only communicate with well-structured sentences, but also with gestures such as subtle eye movements. Then, there are those individuals who are arrogant and stupid-ass. They can't read any subtle gestures, l...

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Funny story - President Trump To Put Solar Eclipse On Hold?

President Trump To Put Solar Eclipse On Hold?

A partial solar eclipse that will take place in August is under threat tonight, after sources at the White House said that President Trump thinks such an event would be uncalled-for at the present time. The eclipse, which will take place on August...

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Funny story - Stockport Man Finds Higgs Boson Particle Behind Sofa

Stockport Man Finds Higgs Boson Particle Behind Sofa

Scientists are celebrating today after a retired plumber found the so called "God Particle" behind his sofa. Bill Appleton, 63, has expressed his surprise at his find. "I was only looking behind the sofa for some change to pay the window cleaner...

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Funny story - Trump Surrogate Says She Should Be Executed

Trump Surrogate Says She Should Be Executed

Scottie Nell Hughes, a Trump surrogate, in an interview with Esquire magazine, spelled out the Trump campaigns strategy. Hughes illustrated a defining principle of Trumpism: There's no longer such thing as fact, because anything is true if enough pe...

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Funny story - Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

Student Allowed To Eat A Mentos Mint, Then Drink Coke, "In The Name Of Science"

A science teacher at a school has said that he gave permission to one of his students to undertake the extraordinarily dangerous challenge of eating a Mentos mint and then quoffing a bottle of Coca Cola, "for the benefit of the other students", and "...

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Funny story - Disposable Razors - Who Needs More Than One Blade?

Disposable Razors - Who Needs More Than One Blade?

The evolution of gents razor blades, over the last fifty years, has seen many developments usually taking the form of an ever- increasing number of blades on standard disposable razors. That was true until, newly formed company, Uniblade

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Funny story - Parallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At

Parallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At

A newly published report by Dr. Beatrice Bender, Director of the New Center for Science, dismisses parallel universes as a waste of time; according to Dr. Bender, the perpendicular universe is where it's at. Announced Dr. Bender, "People want scie...

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Funny story - Faith Healing Rebrands as Holistic Health Remedy

Faith Healing Rebrands as Holistic Health Remedy

Turning around a near-century-long slump in new customer acquisitions, proponents of healing via faith, prayer, and the laying of hands have successfully rebranded their variety of spiritual ministration as a holistic health remedy. "There's no re...

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Funny story - Giant Oyster Found in Panama Bay's Shore.

Giant Oyster Found in Panama Bay's Shore.

Ever since the first sightings of the giant squid, colossal squid, the vampire squid and the giant jellyfishes we have come to understand that we know less than three percent of the actual sea life. It's no wonder that every day, scientists all ov...

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