Smartarse Inventor Outfoxes London Mayor: Designs Car Powered By ULEZ Regulations
Amateur scientist Angela Colvin has found a way around London’s financially crippling ULEZ scheme after designing a car which does not require fuel to run, instead being propelled by the same energy source that is causing the scheme to constantly exp…
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Scientists Determine that Upwards of 96 Percent of Human Body Mass is Dark Matter and Dark Energy
Gravitational astrophysicists have long-since determined that Dark Energy and Dark Matter must account for over 96% of the mass of the universe, or else their pet theory would fall flat on its face. Pioneering physiologists are now beginning to c...
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Physicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks
Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, says he's found the next ground breaking theory in physics. He claims he has found evidence disproving the law of conservation of mass with socks. The law of conservation of mass...
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Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter
Scientists, today, announced they believe they have solved the longest standing problem in human history. Unsure why they never thought of this before, they reticently admitted that the idea of something so undetectable and frankly impossible as Dark...
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Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)
A recent study completed by an expert panel on climate changes and global warming has concluded that the number of days the sun shines on a dog's ass declining every year. It is projected that by the year 2014 a dog's ass will feel the heat from...
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Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax
Monowi, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Donald Trump, at a question and answer session, expressed his views on Science. "Science is a big hoax perpetrated by Hillary and the Democratic Party to hoodwink the American people into believing in glob...
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Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.
The hand (largely credited with Man's triumph over nature and other deeply intelligent mammalian, cephalopodic, and avian life) is still incapable of retaining its grip on a small roughly rectangular shape for any significant duration of time, studie...
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Trump Surrogate Says She Should Be Executed
Scottie Nell Hughes, a Trump surrogate, in an interview with Esquire magazine, spelled out the Trump campaigns strategy. Hughes illustrated a defining principle of Trumpism: There's no longer such thing as fact, because anything is true if enough pe...
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Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse
In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump's election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez,...
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What the what now?
A discovery has been made that will revolutionise science, medicine, entertainment, sex,drugs and music as we know it, but due to the amount of red tape and paper-work it will produce, no one wants to work on it. Lee Fishcake, a brand new,newly qu...
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Dark matter is out, sticky matter is in
In theoretical physics and cosmological circles there has been a good mannered debate raging for several decades over what is holding all the matter in galaxies together. "It's quite simple," said Brian Cox, presenter of The Sky At Night. "When we...
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Universal warming is latest threat to planet
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Cosmos Show embroiled in Legal Controversy with Churches
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Futurist predicts we’ll soon travel by hovering in place while Earth rotates
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Pet psychic claims Biden's dog caused foot injury as "test of his master”
Newly-famous pet psychic Beth Lee-Crowther has come forward to offer guidance on what just happened to cause Mr. Biden's foot injury. According to The Daily Beast, Ms. Lee-Crowther, from the English midlands, has established telepathic contact wit…
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Trump Talks About How Science Enslaves People
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NASA to Research Particle Theory of Galactic Fairness
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Scientific Study V - Does the sun shine on a dog's ass some days? (American cliche;Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days.)
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Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter
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Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse
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Pet psychic claims Biden's dog caused foot injury as "test of his master”
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Universal warming is latest threat to planet
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Scientists Determine that Upwards of 96 Percent of Human Body Mass is Dark Matter and Dark Energy
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NASA to Research Particle Theory of Galactic Fairness
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Dark matter is out, sticky matter is in
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Cosmos Show embroiled in Legal Controversy with Churches
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Trump Talks About How Science Enslaves People
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Smartarse Inventor Outfoxes London Mayor: Designs Car Powered By ULEZ Regulations
