Telepathic Cats

Funny story written by albob

Wednesday, 11 April 2007

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This cat controls a computer by just the power of the mind

In a recent scientific study, researchers found that cats have the ability to communicate telepathically. The study, produced by Harvard Medical School, has brought on a lot of controversy.

"There is just no way," says Veterinarian Phil McCraken. "Cats are extremely stupid." The researchers are facing 13 lawsuits, and are sorry that they made the earthshaking discovery

Phil says that the cause of the telepathy is that the cats have over 70,000,000 S waves emitting from it. The waves cause objects to temporarily move.

His Partner in crime, Heywood Jablome, says "S waves stand for Sonic waves, But I like to think of them as stupid waves" He has since been lynched.

As a result of this, Many people have begun killing the animals. This makes cat fans upset.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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