Donald Trump To Have Dinner With Greta Thunberg

Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 22 January 2020

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Trump blows Greta a kiss

Eyebrows were raised in Davos last night, when news emerged that US President Donald Trump had invited environmental campaigner and activist, Greta Thunberg, out for dinner.

The two had earlier clashed on a number of issues, regarding the lack of world environmental protection, with Thunberg smirking as Trump announced that the US will be planting a trillion trees this year. When Greta spoke, she countered each and every one of the president's comments, leaving his face as red as his tie.

Trump told Greta:

"You oughta be in school."

The youngster retorted with:

"You oughta be lobotomised!"

Later, however, they put their differences aside, and, at Trump's invitation, the pair have agreed to walk to the nearest McDonald's for a slap-up meal.

Trump concluded:

"I love Gracie, or whatever her name is. She's so cute!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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