Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 8 November 2015

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A discovery has been made that will revolutionise science, medicine, entertainment, sex,drugs and music as we know it, but due to the amount of red tape and paper-work it will produce, no one wants to work on it.

Lee Fishcake, a brand new,newly qualified scientist, rather than a one hit wonder DJ who was mentioned years ago said: 'Yeah man, this thing, just like came into the office one day, and the scientists were all like, you know, man, like this thing could change the world for the better, but then Mr Penholderpusher III said, like we couldn't do anything with it,like man, because of like all of the paper-work'.

The new discovery that changes many belief systems will not be discussed, due to the 'administrative and logistical nightmare' it will produce, say experts in administrative and logistical nightmares.

The experts all said that the discovery was of a top secret nature, of extra-terrestrial origin, and respond to the music of the Wurzels.

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Topics: Science, Nature




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