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Black Holes: Potential For Environmental Waste Disposal 'Enormous', Claims Man

Funny story: Black Holes: Potential For Environmental Waste Disposal 'Enormous', Claims Man

A man with a periphary interest in science has outlined what he says are potentially planet-saving proposals for dealing with the Earth's problems regarding the safe disposal of environmental waste. Moys Kenwood, 55, says that black holes hold the...

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Black Hole Is Exactly As It Was Expected To Be

Funny story: Black Hole Is Exactly As It Was Expected To Be

The very first real images of a black hole taken by the Event Horizon Telescope last week, seem to confirm that black holes are very much the sort of thing scientists had expected them to be - holes that are black. It was already known that black...

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Man Sets Out To Answer 'Chicken Or Egg?' Mystery

Funny story: Man Sets Out To Answer 'Chicken Or Egg?' Mystery

A man interested in science has set out to solve the ages-old scientific mystery of which came first - the chicken or the egg. Brian Juggins was under the impression that, as chickens emerge from eggs, it would have been impossible for one of the...

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Atlanta Preacher Speaks Out Against Artificial and Natural Intelligence

Funny story: Atlanta Preacher Speaks Out Against Artificial and Natural Intelligence

Dr. Ethan Holliston, pastor of the Blind Faith Baptist Church in Atlanta, Georgia, recently spoke out against artificial and natural intelligence, both of which he says threaten the very fabric of our modern-day society. "Did you know these AI rob...

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Quantum Mechanics Book Left Man Stumped

Funny story: Quantum Mechanics Book Left Man Stumped

A text book about Quantum Mechanics that one man pulled off a library shelf because he'd always fancied learning about what Quantum Mechanics really were, probably made him wish he hadn't bothered when he discovered that the subject was rather too ba...

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Humanity Will Outlive Insects by at Least a Month, Claims Optimistic Report

Funny story: Humanity Will Outlive Insects by at Least a Month, Claims Optimistic Report

The world is still recovering from a shock caused by the latest scientific report claiming that all insects may be extinct by the end of the century, which will result in a collapse of the planetary ecosystem. In an effort to plant a seed of opti...

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Scientists Link Youtube Political Propaganda Videos to 5 Point Drop in Average IQ of Americans

Funny story: Scientists Link Youtube Political Propaganda Videos to 5 Point Drop in Average IQ of Americans

Atlanta - Scientists studying an apparent 5-point drop in the average IQ of adults in the United States, have established a connection between the fall in test results and the online and television viewing habits of those subjects. The research...

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Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Funny story: Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Smoking really isn’t that bad for you and cigarettes may even extend lifespan in certain situations was the big takeaway from a study recently published in the prestigious Personal Choice Journal. The comprehensive study conducted by the Personal...

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Scientists Cautiously Pessimistic about Climate Change

Funny story: Scientists Cautiously Pessimistic about Climate Change

Following publication of the most recent U.S. government climate assessment report, scientists are cautiously pessimistic regarding the impact of global warming. “I’m not going to sugarcoat things,” said climatologist Robert Garland, Ph.D., “but...

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Advanced Life is Billions of Light Years Ahead of Man

Funny story: Advanced Life is Billions of Light Years Ahead of Man

SCIENCE NEWS - NASA scientist, Joseph Goebbels, explains how extraterrestrial life would exist. "They are referred to as alien life, sentient or relatively complex, but they are actually 'an awareness of the self' created by the universe," says...

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New Study Shows that Everything Happens for No Reason Whatsoever

Funny story: New Study Shows that Everything Happens for No Reason Whatsoever

A new study conducted by the Quantum Institute of Life Theory strongly suggests that contrary to the feel-good mantra that everything happens for a (presumably divine) reason, in actual fact everything happens for no reason whatsoever. “It’s a lit...

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New Study Casts Doubt on Science of the Stars

Funny story: New Study Casts Doubt on Science of the Stars

A new study just released by the Institute of Actual Science casts doubt on the validity of the age-old practice of astrology, which seeks to divine information about human character and affairs from the movements and relative positions of celestial...

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Man Sucked Inside Hadron Collider

Funny story: Man Sucked Inside Hadron Collider

There's been a disaster at the site of the Large Hadron Collider facility near Geneva, Switzerland, after a man who was on duty there fell asleep, and was sucked inside the machine. The LHC went live in 2008 to try to accelerate particles in order...

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Dark Matter "Needs to Lighten Up" Says Head of CERN

Funny story: Dark Matter "Needs to Lighten Up" Says Head of CERN

"C'est un travail de merde" said normally mild mannered Monsieur Jacques Trounoir, Head of Operations for the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in conversation with The Spoof's European Editor, Plagny Toxique. "We at CERN proved the existence of Higgs bo...

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Heat Waves are Caused by Mismanagement of Sun, Confirms White House

Funny story: Heat Waves are Caused by Mismanagement of Sun, Confirms White House

After solving the mystery of why forest fires happen, the US administration has yet to share its views on the causes of heat waves. The statement hasn’t been issued yet, but we wanted to hear what the officials had to say. An anonymous employee of...

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Harry Maguire Groupies Angry At £50 Note Snub

Funny story: Harry Maguire Groupies Angry At £50 Note Snub

Female admirers of Leicester City and England defender, Harry Maguire, have reacted angrily to the news that he is not to be considered for inclusion on the new £50 note. Maguire, 24, was England's hero at the World Cup in Russia, and fairer-sex v...

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Vagueness of Vegas

In yet another of our hard hitting yet softly satisfying interviews we asked international comedic superstar, Johnny Vegas, for the secrets behind his dramatic weight loss. Johnny, who has lost “loads of weight” in the last year, clearly wasn’t th...

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Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Scientific Discoveries to Be Approved by Him

Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Scientific Discoveries to Be Approved by Him

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump appeared at a signing ceremony this morning to implement his new executive order requiring scientists to get approval from him before releasing new scientific discoveries. "I'm only doing this to protect Americans.

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