Funny story - Fratello Metallo rocks for Jesus!

Fratello Metallo rocks for Jesus!

Catholic Satire: A heavy metal band decided to convert metal junkies into Jesus freaks with well inspiring music. Many bands like to dress up in dark themed evil outfits. But Fratello Metallo went further — their vocalist was an actual monk who ga…

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Funny story - It's been discovered that Religion is a lie

It's been discovered that Religion is a lie

Religious News: A scientist named Alberto Winestein proclaimed to the world that religion on earth is a fabrication of the human mind. "I challenge any religion to call on their prophet's or God's to come down from heaven to speak to me in front o…

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Funny story - Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

It's the ultimate fashion faux pas, of course, but did the Lamb of God wear socks with his sandals? Was that part of the reason that Pontius Pilate agreed to crucify our saviour? What do you think? It's possible, as Nazareth's average January temper...

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Funny story - Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter

Scientists, today, announced they believe they have solved the longest standing problem in human history. Unsure why they never thought of this before, they reticently admitted that the idea of something so undetectable and frankly impossible as Dark...

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Funny story - Woman's Nipples Mistaken For 'Chapel Hat Pegs'

Woman's Nipples Mistaken For 'Chapel Hat Pegs'

Confusion reigned supreme at a church in Oxfordshire at the weekend, when members of a congregation inadvertently mistook the enormous swollen nipples of voluptuous Carol Forderman for 'chapel hat pegs', and hung their coats on them! Carol, 43, ha...

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Funny story - Britney Spears Discovered To Be Strange Anagram

Britney Spears Discovered To Be Strange Anagram

Britney Spears, the faded princess of pop, is back in the limelight tonight, after it was discovered the singer's name is, in fact, a strange anagram of Presbyterians. If you think that's strange though, consider: Presbyterianism - an anagram of I...

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Funny story - UFO or Vagina: Depends on How Horny Your Religion Is

UFO or Vagina: Depends on How Horny Your Religion Is

A UFO-shaped cloud frightened and confused people in predominantly Muslim Turkey. They jumped up and down, pointing their fingers, calling on their god. And the bullshit began because it wasn’t really in a UFO shape (that’s just what people with n…

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Funny story - Uptick In Newly Created Religions Sparks Concern From Federal Courts, Law Officials

Uptick In Newly Created Religions Sparks Concern From Federal Courts, Law Officials

WASHINGTON D.C.--Trustworthy sources, anecdotes, and first-hand accounts all point to the same thing: hundreds of new religions have been springing up all over the nation in anticipation of the Supreme Court's decision on the Hobby Lobby suit brought...

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Funny story - Nashville Man Resolves to Find True Resolve in 2019

Nashville Man Resolves to Find True Resolve in 2019

After a lifetime of hemming, hawing, and beating around all kinds of bushes, Christian Caldwell of Nashville, Tennessee, has resolved to find true resolve by - or at least during - the New Year. “No two ways about it," said Christian, his resolve...

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Funny story - Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs

Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs

Shamima Begum, the 19-year-old former ISIS bride who has had her British citizenship rescinded by the UK government, is to go and live in Holland, and has been fitted for some clogs. She is a whopping size 11. Shamima, which means 'tulips', is...

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Funny story - LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church

LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church

LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church-(Marketwired - Nov 15, 2015) - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints ("LDS church") is very pleased to announce the acquisition of the Westboro Baptist Church ("WBC" or "Westboro")...

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Funny story - Teletubbies sought for Questioning in Rev. Jerry Falwell's Death

Teletubbies sought for Questioning in Rev. Jerry Falwell's Death

Lynchburg, Virginia - Police have just reopened the Falwell death case, ruling it death under suspicious circumstances instead of by natural causes as first reported after the Teletubbies were seen in the vicinity just hours before the internationall...

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Funny story - The Osmonds Christmas Single Out Next Week

The Osmonds Christmas Single Out Next Week

The Osmonds, the flamboyant family pop group from the 1970s, who had scores of hits such as 'Crazy Horses' in 1972, are to release their new Christmas single next week, albeit it a little later than traditional festive releases. The band, which is...

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Funny story - Altar boy caught bashing his Bishop!

Altar boy caught bashing his Bishop!

New York - ASS-Press: - A youth has been detained following an altercation at All Saints Church, New York.

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Funny story - Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works

Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works

"I don't tell other people what to do, but for me, prayer works," said Wanda Messer of Nashville, Tennessee. "God gets results." Messer explained that her Heavenly Father has supported her through her most turbulent of times, including the past ni...

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Funny story - Baby Didn't Want To Be Born

Baby Didn't Want To Be Born

A baby that has hardly ever stopped crying for all it's worth since it first made its appearance in the world in June, probably didn't want to born, it's been claimed. The baby, a boy who was the subject of an earlier report, has cried, wept, sobb…

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Funny story - All American ID Cards to Bear Your Religious Brand

All American ID Cards to Bear Your Religious Brand

American driver’s licenses and other ID will be returning to the past, and having a person’s religious affiliation on it. What’s your religion? Does it matter? The future American government is giving itself the right to know, and to judge you on it.

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Funny story - Texas/Florida to do Total Ban on Women Wearing Tight Yoga Pants - Too Much Ass

Texas/Florida to do Total Ban on Women Wearing Tight Yoga Pants - Too Much Ass

A spokesman for Texas governor Greg Abbot: These Hindu or Muslin yoga pants are not Christian clothing. They are grooming American women to go to those foreign religions. More and more American people are leaving Christianity for these two religi…

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Funny story - Abbot bans priests from entering Sister Mary's Ass!

Abbot bans priests from entering Sister Mary's Ass!

After allowing his silent religious order to communicate via the use of Facebook, Abbot Michael Lafferty, was mortified when comments that he left on one of his priest's Facebook entries went viral. Having entered the sanctuary's working donkey in...

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Funny story - Revolutionary "Christian Atheist" Urges People to Pray for Prayers to Start Working

Revolutionary "Christian Atheist" Urges People to Pray for Prayers to Start Working

Having accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior but quite clear that no divine being is doing anything to aid the human condition, Thomas Gallicchio, a self-identified "Christian atheist," is urging people to pray for prayers to start working - a...

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