Funny story: Buddhist Chanting Got On Man's Wick

Buddhist Chanting Got On Man's Wick

Prolonged Buddhist chanting over a 3-day period because of a funeral, got on the nerves of one man so much, he considered going to the nearby temple and burning it down. The man, whose identity must be guarded to avoid any grief, awoke on Friday m...

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Funny story: Alabama Legalizes Rape

Alabama Legalizes Rape

In a landmark ruling that is sure to have a knock-on effect all across the country, and possibly the world, the state of Alabama legislature today passed a new law that makes it now completely legal to have sex with a woman, even if it is against her...

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Funny story: Atlanta Preacher Speaks Out Against Artificial and Natural Intelligence

Atlanta Preacher Speaks Out Against Artificial and Natural Intelligence

Dr. Ethan Holliston, pastor of the Blind Faith Baptist Church in Atlanta, Georgia, recently spoke out against artificial and natural intelligence, both of which he says threaten the very fabric of our modern-day society. "Did you know these AI rob...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Misplaces Meaning of Life

Nashville Man Misplaces Meaning of Life

Always a spritual seeker, Gregg Pardon of Nashville, Tennessee, enrolled in a Buddhism course at local meditation center, where he was fortunate enough to discover the true meaning of life, only to misplace the notebook where he'd jotted down exactly...

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Funny story: Notre Dame Cathedral Not As Badly Damaged As Was First Thought

Notre Dame Cathedral Not As Badly Damaged As Was First Thought

There was good news coming out of the French capital, Paris, this morning when it was announced that, after a close inspection of the Notre Dame cathedral, it was the general opinion that the structure was nowhere near as badly damaged as was first t...

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Funny story: THE Booch of THE Loud Goj

THE Booch of THE Loud Goj

Lore! Speighk Mouses as he stanp aboven over hall peipule on his (it's) hell, clapping two timey baldy's with reel forfar and mites! Did thast not tillt that if thoi bayleaf yow wold seat yore wince troube saerfjour, adverturley? Goj walk special in evy dei und evvy weight. Him lies on sandy as a crator wretching him menanwomban frillock innernaround him gurrdjin. But thei shuld bay spayed on,...

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Funny story: The Overweight May Be Discriminated Against If Religion Based

The Overweight May Be Discriminated Against If Religion Based

Arizona lawmakers passed a bill Thursday that allows businesses in the state to deny service to LGBT customers on religious grounds. The bill has not been signed by Gov. Jan Brewer (R), who told reporters at the National Governors Association this we...

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Funny story: Pope Gets Into Fight Over Climate Change Advice

Pope Gets Into Fight Over Climate Change Advice

Pope Francis has spoken out at the end of a two-day conference in the Vatican, saying that the world must convert to clean fuel, and that climate change was a challenge of "epochal proportions". But representatives of some of the companies present...

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Funny story: The Osmonds Christmas Single Out Next Week

The Osmonds Christmas Single Out Next Week

The Osmonds, the flamboyant family pop group from the 1970s, who had scores of hits such as 'Crazy Horses' in 1972, are to release their new Christmas single next week, albeit it a little later than traditional festive releases. The band, which is...

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Funny story: Pope Admits Catholic Church Is Now Like Something Out Of A Marquis de Sade Novel

Pope Admits Catholic Church Is Now Like Something Out Of A Marquis de Sade Novel

Pope Francis has admitted that there have been "grave errors" in the administration of affairs within the Catholic church down the years, and that, at times, things have resembled erotic scenarios and events such as the public might have read about i...

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Funny story: Arabic Porno Magazine Goes On Sale From Today

Arabic Porno Magazine Goes On Sale From Today

A 'Men's Magazine', so indecent, that we are unable to print a picture from it, goes on sale in the Persian Gulf from today. Instead, we have provided a picture of another magazine of a similar ilk, which is also geared towards Arabic men. The...

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Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor Rejected By Islam

Sinéad O'Connor Rejected By Islam

Sinéad O'Connor, the controversial and attention-seeking Irish singer, who has converted to Islam, and said that she no longer wants to live amongst white people 'as long as she lives', has been told to go and fuck herself by Muslims. O'Connor -...

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Funny story: Theodore McCarrick Hopes There Is No God

Theodore McCarrick Hopes There Is No God

The former archbishop of Washington, D.C., who is currently mired in allegations of sexual abuse, has said that he hopes that there is no God, otherwise he is in a shitload of trouble. Theodore McCarrick, now 88, faces charges of sexually abusing...

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Funny story: Nigerian Televangelist's Penis Is "The Longest In Africa"

Nigerian Televangelist's Penis Is "The Longest In Africa"

A Nigerian televangelist operating in South Africa has told a courtroom that he has the longest penis in Africa. Timothy Osotomo, 60, is appearing before the court in Johannesburg on 90-odd counts of doing illegal sexy things, some of them with hi...

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Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor New Album A Cry For Help?

Sinéad O'Connor New Album A Cry For Help?

Irish singist, Sinéad O'Connor, last released an album in 2014, and has been busy being controversial since then. Now, however, she resurfaces in her own inimitable style with her newest offering, 'Buy Me - PLEASE!' O'Connor has never been a 'happ...

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Funny story: Dinosaur Extinction Re-examined By God Squad's Teacher John

Dinosaur Extinction Re-examined By God Squad's Teacher John

Dinosaurs, which were thought to have disappeared from Earth more than 65 million years ago, did not, according to a teaching colleague of Spoof writer, Moys Kenwood. Teacher John, a Science 'expert', made the astounding claim during a long lectur...

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Funny story: Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe, Donald Trump, met its creator, God, this morning in a lively round of discussions on current events, but, as neither was prepared to give ground on key issues, a stalemate was declared, and they adjourned the...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Resolves to Find True Resolve in 2019

Nashville Man Resolves to Find True Resolve in 2019

After a lifetime of hemming, hawing, and beating around all kinds of bushes, Christian Caldwell of Nashville, Tennessee, has resolved to find true resolve by - or at least during - the New Year. “No two ways about it," said Christian, his resolve...

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Funny story: Creation Scientists Teaching Snakes to Talk

Creation Scientists Teaching Snakes to Talk

Having definitively proven the scientific accuracy of the first two chapters of Genesis, researchers Christian Fisch and Ina Diaz of Liberty University are well into a research program designed to validate the accuracy of chapter three. "Even the secular evolutionists know that snakes have vestigial hip bones", declared Dr. Fisch. "This proves that they were capable of walking on two or four l...

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Funny story: People Still Go To Church On Sunday While Cheating On Each Other And Looking For More Money, According To Report

People Still Go To Church On Sunday While Cheating On Each Other And Looking For More Money, According To Report

After surveys and statistical data were analyzed at the University of Colorado last week, the results indicated that people actually do cheat on each other constantly, while looking for more money as they steadfastly maintain a need to go to Church e...

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