Fratello Metallo rocks for Jesus!
Catholic Satire: A heavy metal band decided to convert metal junkies into Jesus freaks with well inspiring music. Many bands like to dress up in dark themed evil outfits. But Fratello Metallo went further — their vocalist was an actual monk who ga…
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It's been discovered that Religion is a lie
Religious News: A scientist named Alberto Winestein proclaimed to the world that religion on earth is a fabrication of the human mind. "I challenge any religion to call on their prophet's or God's to come down from heaven to speak to me in front o…
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Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?
It's the ultimate fashion faux pas, of course, but did the Lamb of God wear socks with his sandals? Was that part of the reason that Pontius Pilate agreed to crucify our saviour? What do you think? It's possible, as Nazareth's average January temper...
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Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter
Scientists, today, announced they believe they have solved the longest standing problem in human history. Unsure why they never thought of this before, they reticently admitted that the idea of something so undetectable and frankly impossible as Dark...
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Woman's Nipples Mistaken For 'Chapel Hat Pegs'
Confusion reigned supreme at a church in Oxfordshire at the weekend, when members of a congregation inadvertently mistook the enormous swollen nipples of voluptuous Carol Forderman for 'chapel hat pegs', and hung their coats on them! Carol, 43, ha...
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Britney Spears Discovered To Be Strange Anagram
Britney Spears, the faded princess of pop, is back in the limelight tonight, after it was discovered the singer's name is, in fact, a strange anagram of Presbyterians. If you think that's strange though, consider: Presbyterianism - an anagram of I...
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Second frozen body of a WWII pilot found in Kings Canyon National Park; officials suspect foul play
Are You Fit for the Cross? Nashville Church Launches Christian CrossFit
"Minions" Movie Full of Subliminal Satanic Messages
Druidry to be classed as religion. Jedi next?
Ratzinger tax records 'were spied on'
Man eats pie on Friday, gets clobbered by Christian
Buddhist Chanting Got On Man's Wick
Organizers Secretly Relieved that No One Smited during Nashville Atheist Convention
France has gone crazy against freedom
Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan
Merger creates new Church of America
Bettany Hughes Admirers Warn Off Frustrated Alice Roberts Fans
UFO or Vagina: Depends on How Horny Your Religion Is
A UFO-shaped cloud frightened and confused people in predominantly Muslim Turkey. They jumped up and down, pointing their fingers, calling on their god. And the bullshit began because it wasn’t really in a UFO shape (that’s just what people with n…
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Uptick In Newly Created Religions Sparks Concern From Federal Courts, Law Officials
WASHINGTON D.C.--Trustworthy sources, anecdotes, and first-hand accounts all point to the same thing: hundreds of new religions have been springing up all over the nation in anticipation of the Supreme Court's decision on the Hobby Lobby suit brought...
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Nashville Man Resolves to Find True Resolve in 2019
After a lifetime of hemming, hawing, and beating around all kinds of bushes, Christian Caldwell of Nashville, Tennessee, has resolved to find true resolve by - or at least during - the New Year. “No two ways about it," said Christian, his resolve...
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Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs
Shamima Begum, the 19-year-old former ISIS bride who has had her British citizenship rescinded by the UK government, is to go and live in Holland, and has been fitted for some clogs. She is a whopping size 11. Shamima, which means 'tulips', is...
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LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church
LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church-(Marketwired - Nov 15, 2015) - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints ("LDS church") is very pleased to announce the acquisition of the Westboro Baptist Church ("WBC" or "Westboro")...
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Teletubbies sought for Questioning in Rev. Jerry Falwell's Death
Lynchburg, Virginia - Police have just reopened the Falwell death case, ruling it death under suspicious circumstances instead of by natural causes as first reported after the Teletubbies were seen in the vicinity just hours before the internationall...
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The Osmonds Christmas Single Out Next Week
The Osmonds, the flamboyant family pop group from the 1970s, who had scores of hits such as 'Crazy Horses' in 1972, are to release their new Christmas single next week, albeit it a little later than traditional festive releases. The band, which is...
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Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works
"I don't tell other people what to do, but for me, prayer works," said Wanda Messer of Nashville, Tennessee. "God gets results." Messer explained that her Heavenly Father has supported her through her most turbulent of times, including the past ni...
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All American ID Cards to Bear Your Religious Brand
American driver’s licenses and other ID will be returning to the past, and having a person’s religious affiliation on it. What’s your religion? Does it matter? The future American government is giving itself the right to know, and to judge you on it.
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Texas/Florida to do Total Ban on Women Wearing Tight Yoga Pants - Too Much Ass
A spokesman for Texas governor Greg Abbot: These Hindu or Muslin yoga pants are not Christian clothing. They are grooming American women to go to those foreign religions. More and more American people are leaving Christianity for these two religi…
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Abbot bans priests from entering Sister Mary's Ass!
After allowing his silent religious order to communicate via the use of Facebook, Abbot Michael Lafferty, was mortified when comments that he left on one of his priest's Facebook entries went viral. Having entered the sanctuary's working donkey in...
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Revolutionary "Christian Atheist" Urges People to Pray for Prayers to Start Working
Having accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior but quite clear that no divine being is doing anything to aid the human condition, Thomas Gallicchio, a self-identified "Christian atheist," is urging people to pray for prayers to start working - a...
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Abbot bans priests from entering Sister Mary's Ass!
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Woman's Nipples Mistaken For 'Chapel Hat Pegs'
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Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?
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Nashville Man Resolves to Find True Resolve in 2019
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Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs
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Revolutionary "Christian Atheist" Urges People to Pray for Prayers to Start Working
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Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works
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Texas/Florida to do Total Ban on Women Wearing Tight Yoga Pants - Too Much Ass
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It's been discovered that Religion is a lie
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Fratello Metallo rocks for Jesus!
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Teletubbies sought for Questioning in Rev. Jerry Falwell's Death
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Altar boy caught bashing his Bishop!
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Britney Spears Discovered To Be Strange Anagram
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Scientists Conclude the Soul is Composed of Dark Matter
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Uptick In Newly Created Religions Sparks Concern From Federal Courts, Law Officials
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LDS Church Announces Acquisition of Westboro Baptist Church
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The Osmonds Christmas Single Out Next Week
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Baby Didn't Want To Be Born
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UFO or Vagina: Depends on How Horny Your Religion Is
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All American ID Cards to Bear Your Religious Brand
