Written by matthatt

Wednesday, 16 May 2007

image for Altar boy caught bashing his Bishop!
It was gruesome. If he had squeezed it harder it would have grew some more!

New York - ASS-Press: - A youth has been detained following an altercation at All Saints Church, New York.

The youth, who was taken into custody yesterday, claims that Bishop Juan Conme had made lascivious suggestions over a cup of communal wine and had attempted to ply the street urchin with more in an attempt to feel the spiritual benefit of getting closer to the lord. Accusations, the Bishop strongly denies.

The young adult male, who can not be named for legal reasons, is said to have been a regular part of the Bishops flock and would often stay behind after mass with other lads for extra Bible studies and a guiding hand from the elderly padre.

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