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Funny story: God Has Coronavirus

God Has Coronavirus

The Coronavirus claimed a new victim overnight, when it finally 'went over the line' and pushed things to the limit by infecting the Creator of all Things, and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, God. The virus sprang up in China either at the end of 2...

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Funny story: Are You a God-fearing Simpleton or a Free-thinking Atheist Bound for Hell? Test Your Devotion to the Almighty

Are You a God-fearing Simpleton or a Free-thinking Atheist Bound for Hell? Test Your Devotion to the Almighty

As a social experiment, The Spoof is offering its readers a one-off opportunity, in its on-line quiz, to see if you're bound for heaven or destined for eternal damnation. The Pope is due in town, and the local populace is getting excited. a) Do y...

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Funny story: Johnson converts to Islam

Johnson converts to Islam

In an unexpectedly open display of support for Muslims in Britain, the Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has converted to Islam. "This should put an end, once and for all, to those doltish claims that Islamophobia is rife in the Conservative party. N...

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Funny story: Religious Republicans Chide Romney for Bringing Conscience into Politics

Religious Republicans Chide Romney for Bringing Conscience into Politics

"Doesn't he know we have separation of church and state in this country?" was the reaction of many religious Republicans, outraged by Republican Senator Mitt Romney's jarring act of voting with his conscience to convict United States President Donald...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works

Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works

"I don't tell other people what to do, but for me, prayer works," said Wanda Messer of Nashville, Tennessee. "God gets results." Messer explained that her Heavenly Father has supported her through her most turbulent of times, including the past ni...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Unexpectedly Becomes Enlightened

Nashville Man Unexpectedly Becomes Enlightened

While stumbling drunk down a back alley on a Sunday morning at the crack of dawn, Zebediah Gibson of Nashville, Tennessee, unexpectedly became enlightened. "It was bizarre," sad Gibson of the unanticipated flash of radiance that hit him in the for...

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Funny story: The Old Testament - A Book Report

The Old Testament - A Book Report

Many of us verbalize a desire to read the Bible at one point or another. A common comment made by those who have tried is that there is a lot of who begat whom at the beginning, and, as it’s no one they know, they stop reading. I’m unusual in t...

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Funny story: Are You Fit for the Cross? Nashville Church Launches Christian CrossFit

Are You Fit for the Cross? Nashville Church Launches Christian CrossFit

"Are you fit for the Cross?" is the motto of the new fitness program known as Christian CrossFit, which largely entails hauling a six-foot-tall wooden cross up a hill in high heat. "You get a real workout, and you also get to appreciate the sacrif...

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Funny story: Revolutionary "Christian Atheist" Urges People to Pray for Prayers to Start Working

Revolutionary "Christian Atheist" Urges People to Pray for Prayers to Start Working

Having accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior but quite clear that no divine being is doing anything to aid the human condition, Thomas Gallicchio, a self-identified "Christian atheist," is urging people to pray for prayers to start working - a...

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Funny story: Man claims to have found God in Cornwall

Man claims to have found God in Cornwall

A man from Cornwall claims to have discovered evidence of God on Bodmin Moor. Geoff Tractor, 47, is an unemployed astronaut from Launceston, and is convinced that the creator of the Universe lives on the remote moorland. Tractor said, "I was up on...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Preside Over Manchester United Christmas Service

Harry Maguire To Preside Over Manchester United Christmas Service

Manchester United have announced full details of their Christmas and New Year celebrations, with the highlight being the MUFC Christmas Service to be held outside Old Trafford on Sunday, 22 December, and which will be presided over by central defende...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Disappointed Satan Has Never Tried to Buy His Soul

Nashville Man Disappointed Satan Has Never Tried to Buy His Soul

"Not that I ever would," said Nate Bailey of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding the prospect of selling his soul to Satan, "but I'd kind of like to know what they're going for these days." Again emphasizing that doing a deal with the devil is not an...

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Funny story: Catholic Offended at Being Compared to Alien-Believer

Catholic Offended at Being Compared to Alien-Believer

Defending his faith in Jesus Christ and the Catholic Church, Chad Hanley took offense when an acquaintance, in passing, compared him to a person believing in aliens from outer space. “I’ve never in my life worn a tin-foil hat,” said Hanley. “Nor w...

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Funny story: Six Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat

Six Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat

Tired of hearing your heathen friends whine about science and organized religion while completely ignoring your warnings about hell? Well, here are six  ways guaranteed to get those smooth-talking tricksters off their game. Why six? Because if yo...

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Funny story: Hell Becoming Increasingly Uninhabitable Due to Climate Change

Hell Becoming Increasingly Uninhabitable Due to Climate Change

While never pleasant, climate experts report that hell is becoming all but uninhabitable due to global warming. "People there are having an even tougher time than usual," said underworld reporter David Cohan. "Poor souls!" Cohan stated, too, th...

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Funny story: Deism Offers an Even More Depressing Alternative to Atheism

Deism Offers an Even More Depressing Alternative to Atheism

For many skeptics disheartened by a lack of prayer-answering but hesitant about making the leap into full-on atheism, deism, a belief in a supreme creator who does not intervene in the universe, offers an extremely appealing alternative, except for t...

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Funny story: Faith Healing Rebrands as Holistic Health Remedy

Faith Healing Rebrands as Holistic Health Remedy

Turning around a near-century-long slump in new customer acquisitions, proponents of healing via faith, prayer, and the laying of hands have successfully rebranded their variety of spiritual ministration as a holistic health remedy. "There's no re...

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