Social media users mock Guernsey Police
Guernsey Police seeks to fill nine roles for police officers, but their recruitment video has met with criticism and laughter. "It's like Hot Fuzz with explosions detonating, armed raids and high-speed car chases," said resident Mike Jersey. "I me…
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Hunter Thompson Suicide Note Found
ASPEN - Hunter S. Thompson, who fatally shot himself at his Colorado home Sunday night, left behind a 352-page suicide note, say Aspen police. According to the note, which will be published in book form by Rolling Stone early next week, Thomps...
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Top secret criminal network has been penetrated by Cressida Dick’s crack squad
‘The success of this operation will spoil things for criminals for weeks or days, or at least until this afternoon,’ said Commissioner Dick. ‘I am convinced this is a major contribution to the disruption of organised crime and even some disorganised…
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Ronald McDonald Arrested!
McDonalds frontman Ronald McDonald was arrested today after police caught him in the middle of a lewd act in the toilet of a McDonalds restaurant.
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As Leicester is plunged back into lockdown Matt Hancock said that the City has plunged before so it can plunge again but he’s confident Leicester folk are plunge resistant.
Due to the pernicious impact of previous outbreaks of Leicester’s cultural heritage, such as Showaddywaddy, Engelbert Humperdinck, and Gary Lineker, the Prime Minister has said: ‘We’ll have a ring of steel round the place in hours. We can’t let any o…
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Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!
INDEPENDENCE, Missouri - A 42-year-old woman identified as Madeline Schaffer took her 14-year-old daughter to The Shiver Me Timbers Water Park in Independence. Schaffer said that she and her little girl were having a fantastic time when all of a s...
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P2 Lodge gathers for Hitler's daughter's 80th birthday bash
Tommy Vercetti Arrested
Boris Johnson Has Fucking Big Row With Girlfriend
Met Firearms Officer shows off weapon
Drunk Tom Hanks Ruins Hill Family Reunion
Bad Kitty Arrested for Impersonating Dog
Police close to catching The Ripper
Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers
Japanese Police Are Looking For Mii
Schmidt & Weissen to produce bidirectional pistol
Health officials warn "Toblerone in a fridge" is a lethal weapon
Trump Issues Executive Order Forming "The Comedy Police"
Bikini Babes Stage "Pro Police Protest" At Florida Golf Club
Holding signs saying "Cops are hot" and "Cops do it better" local bikini babes swarmed the "Flamingo and the Raven Golf Club" in Sundown Florida. About 100 of the hottest chicks in south Florida attended the bikini and thong protest to show their su...
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Pick Me Up Before You Sex Offend
A Scottish “pickup artist” who refers to himself as Addy A-Game has been jailed for two years for threatening behaviour towards women in the street. Mr A-Game would secretly film himself walking up to random ladies in quiet streets, and running some...
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Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Spoken To By Police In Connection With Fan Abduction Incident
Police in Norfolk have said they have spoken to the Manchester United captain and England defender, Harry Maguire, about an incident in which they say a fan was abducted outside Carrow Road after the FA Cup quarter-final tie between Norwich and Unit…
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Russia Is Behind Gatwick Drones
The police investigation into the unauthorised drone activity at Gatwick Airport went 'two steps back' today, when a man and a woman arrested on Saturday were released without charge. Russia has emerged as the new suspect. The drone, which was...
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Vandals Take Down a Statue of Donald Duck
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico – The Albuquerque Police Department reported that overnight vandals stole the 13-foot tall statue of Disney character, Donald Duck. Police are checking surveillance video, and hope to catch the duck vandal or vandals. Po…
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Police To Show LGBTQ Support With New Uniform Design
For too long now, the police have been seen as an instrument of oppression, a 'toy of the rich', and the enemy of minority groups, but that's all set to change next year, when new police uniforms will be worn in support of the LGBTQ movement. The…
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Police Arrest Man Who Filmed Floyd's Death
Minneapolis. At the insistence of the police union, the young man who took the video of the death of George Floyd has been charged with felony murder and conspiracy to commit murder, over the objection of the city's police chief and the mayor. In…
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Police Blotter Reports from Pahookee, Florida
Sheriff deputies responded today to a remote trailer park after receiving a 911 call regarding a suspected illegal entry. When they arrived a young female, 26, said she had been tricked into having sex with a stranger after he told her he was her lon...
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SPD Ordered to Not Use Tear Gas on Protestors: Respond With a Brutal New Tactic
Judge Richard Jones has banned police in Seattle from using tear gas or pepper spray against protestors. The Seattle Police Department (“SPD”) responded by unveiling a new tactic that quickly dispersed demonstrators. Critics are concerned that poli...
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Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!
A group of pigeon drug couriers has been caught "pigeon-footed" delivering drugs to Colombian prisons. Regular flights from the Colombian coca fields to the prison were no problem for the pigeons, they're all "Homeys". The only problem was that t...
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New York Media Disrupts Newark NJ Police Undercover Sting; Newark Police Not Very Happy
Newark, NJ - The local Newark Police Undercover Unit set up a sting operation by sending out notices that the recipient of this letter has been randomly picked to receive two baseline tickets to a New York Yankee game.
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Police on 24-hour duty at Debra Lafave's Home.
TAMPA FLORIDA - (AP) Local law enforcement officers have been kept busy at one unlikely Tampa residence. Ever since the details of sex offender Debra Lafave's home confinement sentence were announced several days ago, a steady stream of young boys h...
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Man Disobeys Lockdown Rules, And Creeps Around Neighbourhood After Dark
The government's lockdown rules have been put in place for a very good reason - to stop the spread of the Coronavirus - but one man has admitted that, although he knows this, he disobeys, and steals out of his house during the early hours of each and...
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