An as yet unidentified Police Force is under investigation after it was revealed that male officers were engaging in homosexual acts while they thought they were alone.
Unfortunately everything has been caught on film.
The force, which can not yet be identified until after my client's trial, are claiming that 'hide the night stick' and 'handcuff and suck my dick' are standard police procedures - however many have doubts.
"These officers are a disgrace - the three or four involved are nothing but perverts and should be banned from the force - at least put a condom on the night stick" said one local resident of the small town.
The officer's, who will be named, eventually, after my clients trial (and of course dependent on their testimony)are not at all remorseful.
One said (the fat one who started it all) "Everyone knows Cops around here are gay - and pretty wimpy, why, only last week it took four of us to....." I stopped him there, for legal reasons.
Atticus Finch (c) Pretend Lawyer and Trainee Taxidermist
