Ismail Ax Riddle Solved in Virginia Tech Massacre

Funny story written by Moose&Squirell

Wednesday, 18 April 2007

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Swat Team at Virginia Tech checking out the women & swatting each other

WASHINGTON D.C.--(ASSOCIATED PRESS) Two days after the massacre at Virginia Tech took place, many hundreds if not thousands have gone online to try to decipher the words tattooed on the right arm of the Korean student, turned mass murderer.

"Ismail Ax" has been searched high and low after the riddle of the significance of what the word may imply. A middle eastern connection, a user account name for an online video gamers site, technical computer reference or what was eventually discovered.

ISMail is a mail server for Windows 98/ME/NT/2000/XP/2003. Ax is a user name for ISP email accounts. ISMail accounts can store an unlimited number of messages, and send and receive messages of nearly any size. FBI confiscated information from the shooters computer & have not released it's findings.

I can't believe you people don't have anything better to do than to swallow this story hook, line & sinker.

You bunch of losers.

Just kidding. Have a nice day. O.K.! Let's bury the AX...Oops!

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