Second Shoe Catches Hillary in the Neck

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Friday, 11 April 2014

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After dodging a woman's show at a Las Vegas speaking tour last night, a second shoe hit dead center as she came outside on the strip.

This time it was a horseshoe and police say they might have an arrest soon.

"Someone shouted "Hey! A dead ringer!" from above at the Mandalay Hotel and Casino. Police say they are talking to witnesses but there was a huge crowd outside.

"If anyone say this man or woman, please come to talk to us", a police spokesman stated. "That shoe left a small lump on her neck and could have done a lot more damage."

The woman inside who threw the first shoe has already been arrested.

"If Hillary runs again, she may have to get used to it because there is pure hatred out there now", stated one bystander. "This whole thing might turn into a civil war."

"I'll be OK", Hillary told reporters this morning. "My head hurts. I thought horse shoes were for good luck."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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