DETROIT, Michigan - (US Satire) - The Detroit Police Department has just hired what is believed to be the first F-9 feline cat in the entire United States.
MoTown police chief Roscoe F. Guthrie, informed the news media that a 7-year-old calico cat is now a member of the DPD.
The cat named "Pussywillow" is a rescue cat that was found eating McFries in a McDonalds dumpster.
Pussywillow, named after the nickname of the wife of the officer who rescued her was given a bath, 13 different cat shots, and she was spayed.
The latest animal member of the police force is still in training but she should be ready to start finding illegal drugs within seven days.
