[Song] Pig Cameltoe

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 17 January 2023

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It's Not Fair!

She was wearing her tactical pants
She don’t say no, she don’t say can’t
Utility belt goes where she goes
That pretty piggy got the camel toe

Blonde braid wrapping her head
Where she leads I wanna be led
Cuff me and stuff me and call me a perp
I hope like hell she got no herps

Don’t you hate
When pigs are pretty
Need steel and iron
Against their kitty
They rough me up
I tell ‘em what I know
Piggy got some sexy
Camel toe

Pig brutality in the cell
A soundproof room – try to tell
She’s a pig with balls in her grip
She grinds me hard when I give her lip

She a mean pig mama behind the trigger
I wanna pork me some sexy pigger
Law and justice turn her on
Piggy gets wet when you do her wrong

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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