A group of pigeon drug couriers has been caught "pigeon-footed" delivering drugs to Colombian prisons. Regular flights from the Colombian coca fields to the prison were no problem for the pigeons, they're all "Homeys".
The only problem was that the amount of pigeons droppings on the ledges of the barred windows had increased and the prison "scrubbers" complained to the authorities about the mess.
They in turn wondered why so many pigeons were entering the cells and the whole "ring" was discovered.
The question now is who is the "ringed" leader of the pigeons and where could his nest be? Knowing full well that pigeons are pretty intelligent birds, but do love to return home after their daily tasks, it should not be a problem tracking them.
One pigeon caught, Homey, El G-ring-o Cocainemafia gave the following statement to the local policia:
"You can clip our wings, put us in pies, shoot us, or even put us in cages, but we will never stop crapping on your window seals as long as there's a buck or 2 to be made by flogging coca to dopey prisoners!" He said.
What a load of ol (e) Colombian pigeons crap!
