WANTED: Skulking Hulking Bulking Piggly Wigglies

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 28 January 2023

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Black or White, a Pig's a Pig

They come out at night
Thinking to do what’s right
Wearing black
All over their backs
Guns at their hips
Ready for a slip of the lip

When they glide in disguise
Cruisin’ in the unmarked ride
Like thieves in the night
They got the legal bite
Just you make the slightest whine
And you’ll be doin’ swine time

Slaughter time for skulking pigs
Before they get too big
Officer Friendly is just fakin’
Seducing with the stench of bacon

Protect and serve
A bullshit blurb
Pig in the mud only smells blood
Rooting out truffles with muscles
Get their gain with pain and no brain
Thin blue line of sleaze
CSI head cheese

Don’t be a fan of the ham
Piggy begs for green eggs
This ain’t no fairy tale
Cut off another curly tail

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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