They come out at night
Thinking to do what’s right
Wearing black
All over their backs
Guns at their hips
Ready for a slip of the lip
When they glide in disguise
Cruisin’ in the unmarked ride
Like thieves in the night
They got the legal bite
Just you make the slightest whine
And you’ll be doin’ swine time
Slaughter time for skulking pigs
Before they get too big
Officer Friendly is just fakin’
Seducing with the stench of bacon
Protect and serve
A bullshit blurb
Pig in the mud only smells blood
Rooting out truffles with muscles
Get their gain with pain and no brain
Thin blue line of sleaze
CSI head cheese
Don’t be a fan of the ham
Piggy begs for green eggs
This ain’t no fairy tale
Cut off another curly tail
