A Left Coast newspaper has a message for the bigoted country music crooner John Rich

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 11 July 2023

image for A Left Coast newspaper has a message for the bigoted country music crooner John Rich
Rich stands 5-foot-2, and he wears an earring.

Hollywood Star Herald Newspaper reporter Huckleberry Citrus, has just sent a message to John "Shorty" Rich, who writes and sings songs about trucks, geldings, chewing tobacco, moonshine, cowpokes, lariats, boots, and saddle sores.

Citrus who is married to the 2016 Miss Cheyenne Roundup Days Rodeo Queen, said that there are lots of stars in country music who think that Richie Rich needs to concentrate on singing songs in tune, and in the right key and forget about what the hell Bud Light, or Ben & Jerry, or Summers Eve Female Deodorant Spray are doing.

The leader of the Trumpapalooza Country Band recently told Fox News talking head, Sean "Fred Flintstone" Hannity that Rich, who will turn 50, next January seems to have a Napoleon Complex, due to the fact that he is only 5-foot-2-inches tall.

SIDENOTE: Some of Johnny's hit singles include "Shuttin' Detroit Down," "Opening Las Vegas Up," "Shut Up About Politics," and his biggest hit, "Yes, I'm Fully Aware of The Fact That My Big Fat Mouth Can Make Stupid Ass Comments That My Checkbook Can't Cash But Shucks Y'all."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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