The "Rumor Mills" have been working overtime and the latest scoop is that former singer Madonna, who is 64, but looks 84, and unemployed TV host Rosie O'Donnell, who is 61, and looks 62, are a couple, as in a 'Married Couple."
Madonna, who is known as "The Material Grandmother" is trying to make a musical comeback (her 7th try in 9 years).
Rosie, who was the 'guy' in her two previous marriages said that no matter what anyone thinks, Madonna is still sexy as hell, pretty as-the-dickens, and rich as shit.
Meanwhile Madonna, who recently had her belly button raised three inches says that she loves how Rosie walks around their house in work boots, work shirts, and with a codpiece in her Fruit of the Loom briefs. ■
