Kevin Costner's wife says he cheated on her with a "Yellowstone" stunt woman

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Monday, 10 July 2023

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LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa has broken the story that Kevin Costner's money-grabbing wife, Christine "Money Hungry" Baumgartner, is claiming that she filed for divorce after she learned that Kev was involved in an affair with a stunningly gorgeous stunt woman on the hit show "Yellowstone."

Tulsa reported that a horse wrangler on the show, with the initials W.W.W. said that he never saw Costner, who is 68, and the female horse wrangler Vivian Perkworthy, 19, together.

Costner says that his wife, who at 49, is 19 years younger than him insists that she wants the couple's 361-acre Aspen, Colorado ranch named Rancho Dances With Wolves.

Meanwhile, Christine is rumored to be involved with her massage therapist, Bringo Gubbinwax, 21, who looks like he could be George Clooney's clone.

SIDENOTE: Stay tuned as this divorce is going to get uglier than Sarah Huckabee, Ginny Thomas, and Ann Coulter combined.

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