(SPOOF NEWS) - Ivanka Trump has just issued a group of tweets from the world of politics, sports, music, and pole dancing.
TWEET 1. LeBrown James told me that Melania has the prettiest titties that he has ever seen, even prettier than Beyonce's. #TitsGalore.
TWEET 2. Marjorie Taylor Greene told Kimberly Guilfoyle that Donald Trump wanted her to have his baby. Hey the bitch is 49. My daddy is delusional. #BitchDaddy.
TWEET 3. I think that rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke is the sexiest hip hop aritist in America. #MmmmmmYummy.
TWEET 4. Truth be told, 13 months ago, I took pole dancing lessons from Gina Cappaletti, who is one of the best pole dancers in the business. I loved it, but I did get bothersome upper thigh rash. #NudeDancing.
TWEET 5. Can you believe how fat Gov. Sarah Huckabee of Arkansas is getting. Da-yum. #ChubbyWubby.
